kwanzabot commented on Commenter Of The Day: Gotta Have Priorities Edition

"@nunya001: I just rubbed one out and you're right!"

kwanzabot commented on Robert Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette, Tries To Flee Scene

"@boosted-lego-wagon: "Ohhh, Delores!""

kwanzabot commented on 2009 Mazda6 Pricing To Start At $19,220, V6 At $24,800

"Looks pretty nice imo, you can see the RX8 influence on the front end."

kwanzabot commented on Is the 2010 Camaro A Home Run, Strike Out Or Double Off-The-Wall?

"I like the Charger better."

kwanzabot commented on Jeeves, Fetch My 1040 HP Rolls, Would You?

""Pardon me sir, but would you have any Mickey Thompson drag radials?""

kwanzabot commented on Seattle's Filthy, Prostitute-Ridden Automated Public Toilets Now Available on eBay

"Wow everyone, masterful comments on this one."

kwanzabot commented on Miata Owner Gets Bored, Swaps In Jaguar V12

"Best to let that c*** of a wife take it for its maiden voyage."

kwanzabot commented on Shelby SuperCars Wants Ultimate Aero EV To Be World's Fastest Electric Supercar

"It's powered by Tilium."

kwanzabot commented on 'Sculpture' Fires Beer Bottles at a Wall at 373MPH

"I totally want a few to set up my home perimeter defense system."

kwanzabot commented on New B-2 Bomber Crash Photos Show Carnage Up Close

"@MONTY: "For Sale: Used B2 Bomber, mostly highway miles, repairable/re-buildable, paint could use some work.""

kwanzabot commented on Battlestar Galactica Toaster Brands Your Bread With a Cylon

"Make this look like the Six and I'll take two."

kwanzabot commented on Smug Gets Home-Grown: 2011 Toyota Prius Officially To Be Built In United States

"OMG that thing is still ugly no matter who builds it or where it's made or if you are gay or straight."

kwanzabot commented on 2009 Corvette ZR1 Spotted On Vacation In Elk Rapids, MI

"Morning...I like to call it Moving Violation Yellow."

kwanzabot commented on This Is A Bad Idea: Goldstriker 24-Karat Gold Accessories

"Goodness that is tacky, as if gold teeth weren't bad enough."

kwanzabot commented on Attack Of The Killer Lexus RX300!

"My mom was at a stop light and her foot slipped off the brake onto the gas, she "re-configured" the license plate mount and plate so I can see how this could happen."

kwanzabot commented on And So It Begins: Sex Traded For $100 Gas Card

""Welcome to Speedway, where we give new meaning to full service.""

kwanzabot commented on Sony a900 25-Megapixel DSLR Spotted in the Wild?

"Sony can lick my balls."