ktek01 commented on Does YOUR Van Have Four Axles And A Sauna?

"In a word, Craptastic."

ktek01 commented on Patriotism, Swamp Style

"Mile O' Mud FTW"

ktek01 commented on Project Car Hell: R33 Skyline GT-R or Aston Martin Lagonda?

"Finally my dreams of building a Lagondamino are within reach!"

ktek01 commented on Tata Looking At Buying Hummer, Jokes Write Themselves

"Bodacious Tata's, what more can you say."

ktek01 commented on Tata Looking At Buying Hummer, Jokes Write Themselves

"Those will be some bodacious Tata's"

ktek01 commented on Dodge Challenger Races Honda Civic SI At Drag Strip

"@AlfaScoobyDude (with more Haiku): A 2500 lb car with a turbo 4 would be a lot of fun, but would never pass a current US crash test."

ktek01 commented on Chrysler's $2.99 Gas A Good Deal... For Chrysler

"@superbad: "Unless you're a congressman getting your Avenger for free, we win" Driving an Avenger, driving a Prius, sorry."

ktek01 commented on DUB Edition Chrysler 300 and Dodge Charger, Please Make It Stop

"@Vandit: "Those are some pretty weaksauce "dubs." You're not going to get any street cred rolling on 20"s." Well thats the way customers like them, actually usually 20s mean it has a Hemi, probably a 6.1 ."

ktek01 commented on Exhaust Air Jack, Perfect For Lazy Weaklings

"@chazt: ze Germans like to punish you for being so careless and running over a nail."

ktek01 commented on Do Not Piss Off The Garbage Men

"Looks like Germany, used the same recycle containers last time I was there in 1991."

ktek01 commented on Slammed 8-Wheeler V8 Isuzu Pickup Raises Questions

"Love the ragtop, nice touch."

ktek01 commented on Is That A Sondergard In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

"Ace and Garys new ride."

ktek01 commented on Electric-car vote turns even noted Republicans pro-regulation

"Electric cars are cool, love the torque potential, but they are not pollution free."

ktek01 commented on Hood Scoop Adds Dignity, Top Fuel Power To LeMons Volvo

"I bet a Tornado intake would fit in that coffee can, combined with the scoop you could probably make time travel a reality."

ktek01 commented on Project Car Hell, South Carolina Edition: GT6 or 429 Mustang II?

"@dohcspit: The 4cyl is what makes it very rare, instead of just rare. Also notice "bill of sale only" as in he has no title for it which he did mention in an earlier ad."

ktek01 commented on Truckers Slowing Down As Diesel Tops $4 Per Gallon

"I hear lots of complaining, but dont see any actual slowing down so far."

ktek01 commented on BMW Denies Test Drive Because You Are Not A "Serious Customer"

"@Applekid: OEMs have tried and still have some factory owned dealerships."

ktek01 commented on The Trifun 1/4 Ton Truck: Three Wheels, Chinese Motor And A Dream

"Cant touch the Tuk Tuk, [en.wikipedia.org]"