joneez commented on Would You Watch Alien 5?

"Excuse me, I just clicked through looking for more Sigourney Weaver pictures."

joneez commented on New GI Joe Cartoon To Be Aimed At Adults

"@Szin: Looove Venture Bros!"

joneez commented on Proof That Soviet Scientists Kept Dog Head Alive on an "Autojector"

"@thrata: Go frame by frame you'll see "citric acid" superimposed over a label in Russian undoubtedly saying "citric acid.""

joneez commented on Cutest Bionic Puppy Ever

"One step closer to We3!"

joneez commented on Our Picks To Play Del Toro's Frankenstein

"@arakeatthegatesofhell: Frankenstein...never scared me."

joneez commented on The Greatest Art Featuring 6 Iconic Scifi Villains

"Chewbacca on drums reminds me of Animal which brings to mind Gonzo as Vader."

joneez commented on Wooden Tires Bring New Meaning To Term "Burnout"

"@TheBlueBomber: Or just break out the plunge router."

joneez commented on Do Not Drive A Suburban Near Utah's Dugway Proving Ground

"@LS-1st-Gen: They need the R."

joneez commented on Commenter Of The Day: A Very Special Edition

"Damn, cars, Cake and Queen!!!"

joneez commented on A Museum Whose Shape Defies Geometry

"Obviously a Futurama fan, that's Madison Cube Garden!"

joneez commented on The Orgasm That Blew Up A Computer [Very NSFW]

"How could anyone get bent about this?"

joneez commented on The Fabulous Hudson Hornet

"I took this at the Laguna Seca Monterey Historics last year."

joneez commented on Wearable Motorcycle Makes Biomechatronics a Reality

"@roboscan: As a motorcycle rider I wouldn't rephrase."

joneez commented on Ironhide Spotted With Can-Am Spyder, Motorcycle

"Kinda off subject but, please clean the fingerprint/earwax/smatter off your cameraphone lens before you take a picture."

joneez commented on Audi LOLCar License Plate Signals End Of Days Or Ultimate Shark-Jumping

"I find a new favorite vanity plate every week or so."

joneez commented on Happy Memorial Day, Jalopnik To Resume Full-Service Tuesday

"@biminitwst: The starter on my Waterbuffalo doesn't work, does that count?"

joneez commented on Seven Ways To Save On Gas This Memorial Day Weekend

"#1, 'cause my Bandit 1200 gets 32mpg at 120mph but climbs to 41mpg if I bring it down to 75mph!"

joneez commented on All Must Bow Down Before This Nissan-Powered Land Rover With Citroen Suspension!

"@evoCS: Solutions to non-existent problems, isn't that what gov't think tanks do?"