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      "GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS FLICK!"
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    • johnnyichiban commented on A Blast Into Space And The Amazing Fall Back To Earth

      "What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!"
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      "@johnnyichiban: "our", idiot!"
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      "@bioball: Why do you have to ruin or funin' with yer bookssmarts?!? But seriously, thanks."
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    • johnnyichiban commented on Ninjas Fight, Christopher Eccleston Snarks And Cobra Commander Snarls In Japanese G.I. Joe Trailer

      "Awww...they used katakana for "JOE"... I suspect that this will be bad, but better than bayformers."
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    • johnnyichiban commented on A Picture Is Worth About $138 Million

      "Man the more I look at this, the more I'm, "Where's my MACROSS movie goddamit!""
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    • johnnyichiban commented on Transformers 2: The Complete Film In One Minute

      "@CaptainKaos: +1 [golf clap]"
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    • johnnyichiban commented on Transformers 2: The Complete Film In One Minute

      "@johnnyichiban: "...see this mess...""
      http://io9.com/5304309/#c13964671 2:06 PM on Jun 30


    • johnnyichiban commented on Transformers 2: The Complete Film In One Minute

      "@Lassus: Don't worry, when you this mess you'll come to your senses."
      http://io9.com/5304309/#c13964658 2:06 PM on Jun 30


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      "Where's Hammond?"
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