<![CDATA[Comments from jdelamater]]> <![CDATA[Comments from jdelamater]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on The Woodward Dream Cruise Song: So Bad, It's Good]]> I made it so :51. That's more than enough, considering I'll never get that :51 of my life back. You warned us, but we can't look away. It's like finding something in your fridge that you didn't know was there but you purchased it back in '03. Naturally, you smell it and nearly vomit. Then you call your friend over = "you've got to smell this!"

Naturally, he smells it. It's just the way things work. We're a sick society, we are.

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on Small Child Does Accurate Impression Of Father On The Phone With The Cable Company]]> @BBBIBI
I'm with you. The kid was cute, but that was a complete was of 2 minutes in my life. Perhaps when I have kids that'll change.

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on 2009 BMW X6 Caught In Natural Habitat]]> Muppet Movie anyone?

"A bear in its natural habitat...a Studebaker."

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on Tiddy Bear Reduces Seat Belt-Induced Breast Irritation, Makes Jalopnik Editors Jealous]]> I want those two minutes of my life back. The mere fact that a product like that exists makes me weep for humanity.

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on Shaq Runs $23,000 Monthly Gas Station Bill]]> Your use of 'ruse' reminded me of Clerks.

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Of course, there is always the famous:

Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on Morris Minor 1000 Convertible]]> Seriously, I'm not really a morris fan. However, the license plate is wonderful. I picture a horrendously huge man that speaks only in jive shoehorning himself into that thing every morning for his commute down to the BBQ joint, where he has a healthy breakfast of various pig parts where he whole-heartedly laughs in a deep Louie Armstrong voice.

MO REES, indeed!

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on Detroit Auto Show: Hyundai Genesis Sedan Test Track Video]]> Sideways white picket for me, too. The alternative looks far too cheap and gaudy.

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on B.A. Baracus Needs You to Caption This On Set Photo, Fool!]]> "I told you to drink milk and don't talk back to your moms. Now you gonna see what happens when you incur the wrath of Mista T."

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on New Clip From New Knight Rider, Still No Turbo Boost]]> @bbfreak: I couldn't agree more. More specifically, what happened to the voice of Mr. Feeney?! It doesn't need to be not only happy and helpful, but so smart and nerdy that you can't help but thank the heavens that it's on your side. You almost picture the original voice-over actor pushing his glasses up after each sentence. This is more like a cross over between Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris.

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato]]> One look at that beauty and my pants just became a little bit tighter.

]]> <![CDATA[jdelamater commented on Woman Receives Severe Chemical Burns From Flip Flops, Walmart Tells Her To Complain To Manufacturer]]> As a law student, I can tell you that Walmart is liable for this. Get an attorney. Strict Products Liability tells us that the manufacturer and the dealer are both liable when the product has entered the stream of commerce in a defective condition. I doubt that Walmart added this chemical to the sandals, so obviously it entered commerce in a defective state. Your state may have adopted a different rule, but it's a good general statement of the law! Check it out. OK, bar exam is in a few days...gotta go.

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