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"I made it so :51."

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"@BBBIBI I'm with you."

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"Muppet Movie anyone? "A bear in its natural habitat...a Studebaker.""

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"I want those two minutes of my life back."

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"Your use of 'ruse' reminded me of Clerks. Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am. Customer: I beg your pardon? Randal: Your ruse."

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"Seriously, I'm not really a morris fan."

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"Sideways white picket for me, too."

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""I told you to drink milk and don't talk back to your moms."

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"@bbfreak: I couldn't agree more."

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"One look at that beauty and my pants just became a little bit tighter."