Gah, I can't edit my comment. The second to last line should read "it is NOW a proper noun..."
Ok, I have to weigh in. The truth is, Yaris and Prius are names. You don't modify them when pluralizing, as you would with a standard noun. Proper nouns require only an "es" or "s" to the end, leaving it as yarises or priuses. While the true origin or a word like cirrus would require it change to cirii for pluralization, when referring to the Chrysler Cirrus, it is not a proper noun and should not be modified in keeping. Instead, it's a big heaping pile of disgusting Chysler Cirruses.
I told you to put the giant slab of concrete in BEFORE the cardboard boxes full of ball bearings. This is totally coming out of your paycheck.
I made it so :51. That's more than enough, considering I'll never get that :51 of my life back. You warned us, but we can't look away. It's like finding something in your fridge that you didn't know was there but you purchased it back in '03. Naturally, you smell it and nearly vomit. Then you call your friend over = "you've got to smell this!"
Naturally, he smells it. It's just the way things work. We're a sick society, we are.
@BBBIBI
I'm with you. The kid was cute, but that was a complete was of 2 minutes in my life. Perhaps when I have kids that'll change.
I'm with you. The kid was cute, but that was a complete was of 2 minutes in my life. Perhaps when I have kids that'll change.
Muppet Movie anyone?
"A bear in its natural habitat...a Studebaker."
I want those two minutes of my life back. The mere fact that a product like that exists makes me weep for humanity.
Your use of 'ruse' reminded me of Clerks.
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Of course, there is always the famous:
Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Seriously, I'm not really a morris fan. However, the license plate is wonderful. I picture a horrendously huge man that speaks only in jive shoehorning himself into that thing every morning for his commute down to the BBQ joint, where he has a healthy breakfast of various pig parts where he whole-heartedly laughs in a deep Louie Armstrong voice.
MO REES, indeed!
Sideways white picket for me, too. The alternative looks far too cheap and gaudy.
"I told you to drink milk and don't talk back to your moms. Now you gonna see what happens when you incur the wrath of Mista T."
@bbfreak: I couldn't agree more. More specifically, what happened to the voice of Mr. Feeney?! It doesn't need to be not only happy and helpful, but so smart and nerdy that you can't help but thank the heavens that it's on your side. You almost picture the original voice-over actor pushing his glasses up after each sentence. This is more like a cross over between Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris.
One look at that beauty and my pants just became a little bit tighter.
