I don't get it. But congrats anyway Alfisted! #cotd
This will go great with my bootcam #gadgets
@beercheck: What you did right there, I see it. #fordescort
They must have driven the green Escorts into extinction in the Pacific Northwest. #policecruisers
Officer: Sir do you know why I pulled you over?
Guy: No sir, what did I do?
Officer: You were clearly reclined in a No-Reclining zone. I see that the tags have been removed also. Sir are you aware that's a felony?
Guy: No officer I had no id...
Officer: It clearly states "do not remove under penalty of law." Sir, where did you get this vehicle?
Guy: Sofa King
Officer: Excuse me? Step out of the chair. #gokarts
1953 250MM #qotd
@discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: Fare thee well discontinuuity. May your jouneys be full of Megan Fox sightings and tire smoke. #cotd
@CptSevere: your analogy is one of the best, by far that I have heard. Er, perhaps because I spend a lot of time at the bar. But I digress...
Actually no I don't! That exact thing happened to my favorite bar except it had to do with new ownership. They fired the awesome staff and all the awesome regulars left with them. Including myself. #cotd
@Heavern2: what pauljones said. I'm not a member of the old guard nor do I consider myself a member of the new-old guard having been here only a year but I can tell you that your comment is appreciated by both. And as a bonus you have my face to put to a name (jason is my alter-ego since my main persona is apparently broken today). #cotd
And congrats to you Mr. Sarockin, on your awesome COTD. In light of the days events, you shall receive the last case of Brefass Scotch to come out of the barrel. It shall be infused with the sweat and blood of our fallen comrads and be shipped to you via a UFO-shaped helium balloon. It should be somewhere over Colorado right now. #cotd
@I *heart* Stiggie: Good luck and Godspeed Mr. Neerd. May you find your future travels be plentiful in the B's that are 4.
In light of you leaving I would like to propose a 4th "B" in your honor:
"Brefass Scotch. #cotd
@TimTim: Ahem, I have never heard of Autotune.
/heads over to Wikipedia
Congrats maymar! Somebody just might make a cameo appearance today to give you your prize...
33 HP? Meh, I have that much in my pants...
@Adam: Do you throw money at it for good luck in "bendover?" And to everyone else, The Bonneville Speedway is at the base of those mountains off in the distance.
@skaycog misses lost friends: be still my heart! I think I am going to call in sick tomorrow so I can spend the whole day peppering this site with witty remarks... I must have the COTD tomorrow!
Everyone knows Ray likes to be Twittered....
Congrats Mr. Smith!
