TexansAreHot commented on Farewell, Jalopnik Faithful

"Boy am I glad that I stopped my subscription to the Dallas Morning News when I did."

TexansAreHot commented on More On The Jetta-Thrashing Truck Tire And Its American Victim

"@Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: Your 85 looks exactly like my 80, except mine no longer runs because I need a new water pump and igniters."

TexansAreHot commented on More On The Jetta-Thrashing Truck Tire And Its American Victim

"@Skunky: What was she doing putting her face next to tires?"

TexansAreHot commented on 2008 Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec V, Part Three

"@1300ccsoffury: Holy crap, I made an analogy!??!1?"

TexansAreHot commented on 2008 Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec V, Part Three

"The Nissan tuner kids in Dallas crack me up."

TexansAreHot commented on Remember That Badass Bullrun Daytona? It's Been Replaced With A Fusion

"The team's probably gonna end up winning just because everyone else will destroy their cars and/or be arrested, while the Fusion is completely incapable of hoonage of any kind."

TexansAreHot commented on Runaway Truck Tire Leaps Row Of Cars, Viciously Attacks Jetta

"@rlj676: My friend has told me that no one has come forward to claim his missing wheel yet."

TexansAreHot commented on Top Gear USA Host Tanner Foust Takes Garage419 Sideways

"@nick2ny: It's easy."

TexansAreHot commented on Top Gear USA Host Tanner Foust Takes Garage419 Sideways

"As a religious watcher of the BBC Top Gear, I'll check this one out. And I drift in a goddamn modded Mini Cooper S because it's fun as hell to break your tires out and somehow manage to keep control of a 2,500 pound car while sliding sideways at high speed. I take it that everyone that says drifting sucks has never whitesmoked a tire or power slid around a corner?"

TexansAreHot commented on One Of These SLR Guy Entries Will Betray Us

"@UDMan: You think?"

TexansAreHot commented on One Of These SLR Guy Entries Will Betray Us

"@Simpsons-Movie-ruled: That's like, $32,000."

TexansAreHot commented on Caption This Celebrity-Infused Challenger Picture: Audrina Patridge Edition

"Here's my contribution, better late than never: Audrina thought to herself "These cars are just too flat."

TexansAreHot commented on The Miller High Life Cruiser

"If there is any vehicle that I could choose to get a DUI in, it would be this one."

TexansAreHot commented on 2008 BMW 128i Convertible, Part Three

"@Ellomdian: what were they thinking when they made teh chassis out of lead One word: cheap."

TexansAreHot commented on 2008 BMW 128i Convertible, Part Three

"I think it was Clarkson who said the only people who drive M3s and BMW convertibles were "cocks." Most important thing to remember when driving in your new BMW 128i convert."

TexansAreHot commented on Subaru Coupe Gets Some Full-Frontal Speculation

"Looks better than the new STi."

TexansAreHot commented on Magical Mystery Tour Ferrari 612 Scaglietti Sold On Ebay

"Or maybe they just ground down all the gears and couldn't get it out of third."

TexansAreHot commented on Subaru Legacy STI S402 Adds Power, Fender Vents

"They do crap like not giving us the Legacy STi so that we have something to bitch about besides the fact that their top-of-the-line performance car is so ugly it would make an onion cry. I much prefer my 04STi."