OneWithNature commented on Ten Best...Or Worst...April Fools' Day Automotive Gags

"that wouldve been funnier if toyota had enteredNASCAR with um.OLDS VS."

OneWithNature commented on Ten Best...Or Worst...April Fools' Day Automotive Gags

"i pissed on an X6, nothing happened F*** U BMW."

OneWithNature commented on Chinese Company Wants To Sell Us Armored Cars

"this comment is COTD, i elect myself, thank you."

OneWithNature commented on What's The Best Car Prank You've Ever Pulled?

"i applied some genetically correct truck nutz to a hummer H2."

OneWithNature commented on Aston Martin Rapide, Now With Glass Roof, Still With Four Doors

"would you people shut up about the porsche, you havent even seen it without camo yet!(excluding top down photo of hybrid model).So what if it looks like volvo c30 from the rear and a f***ed turbo from the front(phoshop and be amazed), i reserve my judgements until i see it in the flesh at my local porsche dealer."

OneWithNature commented on And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment of Zen...

"I am the stig, no one else can control the raw power of my 2cv(see profile pic)."

OneWithNature commented on And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen...

"@LandofMinos: @charles_barrett: @Scroggzilla: @EJohnson: @Dollarbill4: @mwoeber: @Bungadung: @Smells_Homeless: @charles_barrett: im keepin this link alive until we get twohundred commentsno slep babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OneWithNature commented on Volkswagen Robust Pickup Truck Photos Show The Germans Are Closetotrücken

"for the record i didn't copy and paste this. Theres a Lady who's sure all that glitters is goldand shes buying the stairway to heavenand when she gets there she knows if the stores all are closedwith a word she can get what she came for woh oh oh oh oh ohand she's buying the stairway to heaven there's a sighn on the wall but she wants to be sureand you sometimes words have two meaningsin a tree by the brook theres a song bird who singssometimes all of are thoughts are misgiven woh oh oh oh oh oh and she's buying the stairway to heaven. its not that this has anything to do with previouse posts.I just felt like reciting a few verses of stairway. im also hoping this will create a bunny trail like the pr0n name thing do to the boring nature of the subject of volkswagon pickup trucks. i bet 15 people will have posted by the time i finish this comment. Okay im done now."

OneWithNature commented on F1 Boss Max Mosley Caught With Five Hookers In Nazi Orgy Video Scandal

"Best articule title ever, when i came back to this link i did'nt think i was on jalopnik and freaked out!"

OneWithNature commented on Porsche 911 GT3 Rolls, Literally, Around Corner At The 'Ring

"@avanti5010: NOT."

OneWithNature commented on Choose The Winner Of The Scion Hako Redesign Contest

"@SpeedWagon: are you secretly porschephile? "Deutschland 4eva" is still annoyingly burned on my eyeballs."

OneWithNature commented on Porsche 911 GT3 Rolls, Literally, Around Corner At The 'Ring

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