dotorg greg commented on Mercedes 300SD-amino Camper, Just In Time For The Coming Financiapocalypse

""professionally fabricated" could mean as little as "gave his neighbor a six-pack to run his blowtorch along this here line he drawed on his car." "professionally made bed," on the other hand, is a whole 'nother thing."

dotorg greg commented on Demi Moore Hanging Out With Michael Phelps

"She may want to buy a condo at the Dakota, but unfortunately, there aren't any."

dotorg greg commented on Armani And Aniston Busted For Fur

""shay's a weetch!"

dotorg greg commented on The Real World: Brooklyn's Mormon Virgin Photo Gallery

"Either he's gay or his stylist is."

dotorg greg commented on CItroen C3 Pluriel Charleston To Debut At Paris, Pay Homage To The 2CV

"putain de merde, I've had a 2CV Charleston in France since 1995, and the Citroen dealers couldn't hate that car more if they tried."

dotorg greg commented on McCain Can't Even Get Stock Photo Background Right

"@allyzay: yes, you have uncovered my devious plan to get the entire mooseherd of McCain supporters who read Gawker please come and shoot my website from your helicopters."

dotorg greg commented on McCain Can't Even Get Stock Photo Background Right

"whoops: "

dotorg greg commented on McCain Can't Even Get Stock Photo Background Right

"also, it was where the Obama character on West Wing [played by Jimmy Smits] announced his candidacy for president. Here's the scene on the YouTube: ://greg.org">"

dotorg greg commented on Teen Dad Levi Johnston: a Field Guide

"@riskybusiness: NASCAR is SO lower 48."

dotorg greg commented on CPSC Says Company Refuses To Recall Bassinets That Strangled Two Infants

"the private equity firm which bought Simplicity structured the deal with the company's lenders, National City, so that they first bought the senior debt [probably the line of credit used to operate the business], THEN Simplicity technically declared bankruptcy, held an auction, and sold off just the assets--to the same firm."