That must be a nasty truck that runs on diesel and guzzles gas, too.
Why do ex-wrestlers go to Tampa anyway? Don't they know that's where the old wrestlers die?
Did the herpes cold sore on her lower lip bother anyone else?
Did you check with these guys first?
I agree with your point. Maybe I would give a shit about this car if it's power output exceeded the Kia motor of the same size. But it doesn;'t so I don't.
Well, we could out-source the accounting department to India and hire Chinese consultants. Wait - that probably won't work...
A tip of the hat to graverobber for the greatest NPOCP writeup I have ever read. In true Top Gear fashion, the more wretched the vehicle, the more entertaining the story.

Now if you can just find a mid-1980's Cressida wagon on Craig's List...
Man, I could have sworn it was part of this guys contract:
I'm calling bullshit on the Edmunds Hybrid/EV story. Hybrids are still all about the Prius - the Prius had more than 54% of the total Hybrid/EV market for the first quarter of the year. That means the other two dozen or so Hybrids/EVs are selling worth a shit.

Additionally, 68% of the gain in Hybrid/EV sales was due solely to the increase in Prius sales.

The Prius is the hybrid market. And the Prius isn't even selling as well as it did two years ago.
How long until an environmental lawyer blames these Super Snakes for triggering earth quakes?

I am pretty sure my kids now have to pay for their own damn college - their funds will evaporate in 2012.
I am personally shocked and disturbed that the integrity of an independent review could be violated by some sort of cheating.
I have to say that this is the wittiest, most brilliant observation made this year!
The bad news is that his company car is - oh, never mind.

I think the Detroit News changed its mind when Eminem was quoted as saying "I thought the commercial was going to be for the Jeep Grand Cherokee. Man, the CGI tricks they used to get the 200 in the ad were pretty awesome."
As Larry David said:

"I submit you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on outta here!"
Why am I reminded of this "Curb Your Enthusiasm" skit?

"I submit you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on outta here!"
The engine would make a great coffee table - at least twice a cool as this one.
This is my nomination
I know the feeling - it comes and goes. It comes and goes.
I think this is the auction car most jalops covet:
[www.auctionsamerica.com]
GM's profit in Q3 - just before they went public, was $2 Billion. In Q4 - their first quarter as a public company again, profit slipped to $510 million. Why the 75% drop in one quarter?
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