funbag commented on Cerberus Denies Chrysler Sell Off Claim

"Even without an account, Joe will still say everything is fine."

funbag commented on 2008 Dodge Challenger Makes A Cameo In New Chrysler Ad... Sort Of

"isn't this what Homer Simpson did when he built "The Homer" car?...and we all know how that turned out."

funbag commented on Porsche 959

"Wow."

funbag commented on 2009 VW Routan Embargo Broken By VWVortex Before Chicago Auto Show Reveal?

"sweet."

funbag commented on 2008 Dodge Challenger Makes A Cameo In New Chrysler Ad... Sort Of

"There once was a child, He was very smart. He made the thinkers at Chrysler, Look like retards. He knew just what to do, at the company gone south. It magnified the fact, that Chrysler had not a mouth. When outsiders need to tell them what's wrong, it's a sure-fire fact the company soon will be gone. How many other times have we seen the angle of everyday people coming in and telling a corporation how to do things...desperation when you have no clue how to fix it yourself."

funbag commented on Carroll Shelby Sues Shelby Owners Club

"good for Carrol."

funbag commented on Human-Powered HumanCar Enters Production

"shit...I've built cooler shit out of drinking straws. Lame-o."

funbag commented on Jeep Super Bowl Commercial First "New Day Celebration" Ad From Chrysler

"The advertising agency needs to be blindfolded and set before a firing squad. How can you open a commercial with the Jeep engineers wandering aimlessly about, acting stupid and saying "We have no idea where we are going."? With products like Compass and Commander, it's been quite obvious. Get Nardelli on the phone. What?"

funbag commented on Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative

"Joe."

funbag commented on Detroit Auto Show: Slow-Moving Steer Steal the Show From the 2009 Dodge Ram 1500

"Clear Poo is the event company."

funbag commented on Detroit Auto Show: Slow-Moving Steer Steal the Show From the 2009 Dodge Ram 1500

"Nice Clear Poo."

funbag commented on Detroit Auto Show: Slow-Moving Steer Steal the Show From the 2009 Dodge Ram 1500

"me so horny."

funbag commented on Detroit Auto Show: 2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Revealed Amid Crowd of Cows

"good job Clear Poo."

funbag commented on Detroit Auto Show: 2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Revealed Amid Crowd of Cows

"who farted? I think I smell poo."

funbag commented on Detroit Auto Show: 2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Revealed Amid Crowd of Cows

"man was this bad. I think Jason Vines stuck them with this concept and left them holding the bag. Good job, Jason!"

funbag commented on Jason Vines Resigns from Chrysler

"@herm Right, mate."

funbag commented on NYT Name Checks Jalopnik Over Vines Resignation, We Name Check Back

"I heard that Clowns Illustrated Magazine gave Jalopnik props when they made Jason their cover story this month."