LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on British Police Using High-Tech Helicopters To Catch Speeders, Yell At Them

"Soon after they'll attach a BunnellSounds™ speaker to the side of it so you can hear squealing tires every time the chopper takes a turn. Makes mundane British traffic stops much more exciting."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on UPS Truck Turns Over A Million Miles In 22 Years

"@Mad_Science: Heh, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that thinks Vipers sound like UPS trucks."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on Honda Insight Vs. Toyota Prius: Separated At Birth?

"I can just see the conversation between the marketing team and engineers at Honda marketing: "But it looks JUST like the Prius!" engineers: "But it's the most aerodynamic shape!" marketing: "Can't you find some OTHER shape that's just as good?" engineers: "This *is* the most aerodynamic shape!" marketing: "GOD DAMNIT!""

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on Billy Jack's Revenge: Judge, Jury, And Executioner In Portland

"@Mad_Science: That's what I love about these high school girls, man."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on New EPA Ruling Means Lawnmowers, Boat Engines Likely To Get Catalytic Converters

"As long as the government doesn't infringe on my ability to motorboat, I'm all for it. *shakes head*"

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on 1977 Ford Granada

"@mytdawg: The Versailles are fairly prized today for their 9" rear end with disc brakes...."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on 1977 Ford Granada

"@jrhmobile: In Ford's defense, GM didn't go to rack and pinion steering until at least 1980, and that was on front wheel drive cars."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on 1977 Ford Granada

"@mytdawg: The steering part is definitely not true."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on 1977 Ford Granada

"For some reason I've always dug these cars (although my opinion may change if I ever get to drive one)."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on Watch The Rending Of Metal In Slow Motion: Demolition Derby Madness, Continued!

"I see a Cordoba and that's all that matters. @Patric300sd: Nice, do you only run at the fair?"

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on Best South Park License Plate Ever

"A couple of my faves: The latter was taken by a buddy of mine."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on 1984 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz

"@west-coaster: How 'bout this bad boy: 3.8L turbo, baby!"

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on 1984 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz

"I think I am one of the few who laments the loss of turn signal repeaters on the fenders."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on PCH, Who's Afraid Of Cheap French Cars Edition: Peugeot 504 or Renault 12?

"Look at the cars in the Renault photo..."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on America's 10 Most Confusing Traffic Signs

"Not really confusing, but definitely a favorite of mine. "

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on PCH, Fly Me To Italy Edition: Cadillac Allante or Chrysler TC By Maserati?

"The Allante, if only to honor Christina Applegate's recent loss."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on Why You Don't Let A 16-Year-Old Launch Your Boat: A Slideshow

"Welcome to Lake Sylvan aquatic learning center."

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot commented on The Official Jalopnik Map Of United States Vehicular Douchebaggery

"Hmm my suggestion was apparently ignored even though several corroborated my claim."