To me it's not about being a purist or not. From most angles, I love the FF. But I've been looking at it all day, and I still spontanously chuckle at that face every time. It's like the Mitsuoka Orochi--just ludicrous.
For a Citroen cultist, NP, I'm sure. To me, it looks like a slammed hearse. Cool car, no doubt, but if I wanted a big, floaty wagon, give me a Roadmaster or something.
More common, I think, for local governments to set ridiculously low speed limits. Along my route to work, there are some favorite roads for people bailing from the interstate to avoid congestion. Some of them have ridiculous speed limits that only the most patient drivers can observe--in one case, 20 on a road that could easily be 40. I imagine this is quite lucrative to the towns.
Seeing these pics, I have to say, this is a handsome car in a distinctively Japanese way. It doesn't have the heat of something Italian, doesn't reek of heritage like something British, but it speaks its own language very nicely.
I've sort of done this in super-slo-mo on the nasty little hill leading up to my road. When snow/ice+gravity is too much for the fwd, and the backward slide begins, the trick is rotating the car to go nose first down the hill. So no, I haven't done it for fun.
Along the scenic but not very wealthy country road near me, somebody parks a daily driven white 944 on the grass/dirt shoulder. Rain or shine, snow or sleet. Sometines it gets plowed in. Not that Porsches are rare around here, but this is a very odd place to find one.
If it's generally solid, repaint it (or not), fix the questionable mods, clean it up, and you'll make your money back. If you're inclined to go into that business.
If he's tinpot enough to lack his own driver, how about a BYD S8 for the that ersatz Benz look. Couldn't find a price, but I'm sure it comes in under the limit.