Flathead Smith commented on Clyde Barrow and his Ford V8

"@VeeArrrSix: Based on criminal anthropology studies of his misshapen forehead, he was a bad seed indeed."

Flathead Smith commented on Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters

"Wal-Mart parking lots are nice because you walk in the store, buy your oil, oil filter and then change your vehicles oil right there in the parking lot."

Flathead Smith commented on Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am

"Here’s my bull story for the day. Once I worked for a man who had several hundred head cattle and he told me a most pitiful story."

Flathead Smith commented on Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am

"I’m sure with a just little more work this Pontiac Grand Am/Bull could be defined as a hybrid and therefore eligible for a Federal Subsidy."

Flathead Smith commented on Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship

"Probably not the greatest driver, just the greatest at getting the most points to win."

Flathead Smith commented on 81-Year-Old Builds Replica World War II Fighter, Flies Cross-Country

"I just realized my life has been a waste thus far."