elwood commented on GM CEO Rick Wagoner Rolls Up To Capitol Hill In Cruze-Covered Chevy Volt Mule

"@bradyb: I don't get how the GM bland sedan car-for-the-masses is any more exciting than the Toyota bland sedan car-for-the-masses."

elwood commented on Man Rams Woman's Car At 100 MPH, Claims "God" Told Him To Do it

"@alowishus: I think Jesus would probably build cabinets and drive around in a Subaru Outback. Judas on the other hand, red GM extended cab all the way."

elwood commented on Man Rams Woman's Car At 100 MPH, Claims "God" Told Him To Do it

"@Deartháir: If we're in Texas, then it's probably the "God told me to hate the gays" God."

elwood commented on Live Blog!: North Carolina vs. Michigan State at Ford "Economic Stimulus" Field

"@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: I'm watching the Victorias Secret thing."

elwood commented on Live Blog!: North Carolina vs. Michigan State at Ford "Economic Stimulus" Field

"@Dashiell Bennett: It's a good excuse to post pictures, though."

elwood commented on Live Blog!: North Carolina vs. Michigan State at Ford "Economic Stimulus" Field

"Yeah, so, this basketball game is all well and good, but maybe you should be liveblogging the Victorias Secret show."

elwood commented on Live Blog!: North Carolina vs. Michigan State at Ford "Economic Stimulus" Field

"@francois_leroux_speedskater: I don't think I'm alone in saying I would like to stab Vitale in the vocal cords."

elwood commented on Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows

"What kind of competition gives out cows as prizes? And what do they do if the winner doesn't want the cow?"

elwood commented on Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows

"@Chuck Knoblockhead: That was, without a doubt, the funniest thing I've read all day."

elwood commented on Maserati Launches MC Sport Line In Bologna With Special Edition GranTursimo S

"I'd totally rock this vehicle. Though, now to find someone to bolt some twin turbos on to that V8 for some serious GT power. Oh, if only I had money."