Sears might get bent out of shape about it.
Dear Elon,

Congratulations on the introduction of your new Model X crossover vehicle. As we'd discussed previously, I'm still VERY interested in franchising some dealerships here in the New York City area. Please respond via international reply coupon.

-Charles

I just bought a 125cc shifter about 6 weeks ago. I bought a very well sorted kart from a local guy. I had to put a new seat in it, and I added instrumentation.

At this point, I haven't been messing with any of the chassis set up stuff yet. I have the guide for the chassis, but I'm not good enough at driving it yet to make informed decisions about set up changes.

I'd say find a local track's internet forum and buy a kart from someone there. Then, get out and drive. It'll take you about an hour of seat time to get used to operating everything, and then the real fun begins. It's also a workout. #oppositelock

yes, I'll drink it. I'll keep the bottle after it's empty, maybe fill it w/ faux-bourbon for display. #oppositelock
I'm confident that that vehicle is ZERO part Infiniti.

There's probably a lot Chevy in it though. #oppositelock

I have yet to personally see a Veyron in Dallas (or anywhere) but a friend of mine has seen 2 of them on the tollway. I've only seen one 458 on the road, and it was parked at a McLaren preview event. I think the most common supercars on Dallas streets are Lamborghinis. #oppositelock
Are you in Houston? If so, you'll be happy to learn that MOST of this release (6000 ish of 7500ish bottles) will be going to Houston!

It'll be available at Spec's, and the street date is Texas Independence day. This is a good batch - it just keeps getting smoother. This is the first release of anything that went into the barrel in 2009, and also, this batch is made from a different kind of corn.

I'm going to ask my sister in law to get me a couple bottles once it goes on sale. However, I already have bottle 249, with a personal note from Dan Garrison written on the back of the bottle :)

See you in the fall! Laurel said it'll probably be the end of September for the next bottling, so the booze can be in the stores by Nov 1. #oppositelock

That's right out by the fireworks company I work for. #oppositelock
you were right. there are rhythmic spring noises coming from the wall again. #oppositelock
38KKK? Why her titties gotta be so racist?
I'm not absolutely sure, but I THINK the people in the motel room next door just finished making the beast with two backs. #oppositelock
There's a sign at the gate that says no smoking. Not sure that it would hurt to get on your clothes though.

It would make your clothes delicious I bet. #oppositelock

A buddy of mine works on the ECM stuff on the F22. He can't say much, but he can say that if he COULD say what he was working on, it'd blow your mind. #oppositelock
that's not paint stripper, that's deliciousness.

about lunch time, pretty much in the MIDDLE of the "hearts" part of the distillation, we got to sample some white dog right off the still. It was powerful, for sure, but tasty. #oppositelock

I got a warning here once that I was pissing off "the wrong people"

I never got any sort of guidance as to who the RIGHT people to piss off were. #oppositelock

hah. nibbles can eat my ass. i WON.
Spent the day at Garrison Brothers distillery, working on bottling the next release of Bourbon. The stills were running while we there, and here's the spirit safe with 130-140 proof white dog flowing.

#oppositelock

This is a trip to Garrison Brothers, specifically. They are bottling. I will be bottling. #oppositelock
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