You know what? Fuck signing day. And fuck the networks for making it a big deal where an 18 year old kid goes to play sports. When I see CBS take their cameras into the physics lab to show some kid signing his letter of intent for MIT or Cal Tech, then I'll watch it. And while we're at it? Fuck the whole non-event called the NFL draft. What a colossal waste of time and energy.
I remember when the Iowa cheerleaders all got sick from grazing on some crabgrass.
The guy on the right looks like a hobbit.
I had to watch twice to make sure this wasn't one of those Icelandic goal celebration videos.
And when that champion of government involvement Nancy Reagan told MY generation to "Just Say No", I could hear the jackbooted thugs of the dessert police, though they were but 30 years in the future.

Now give me back my damn cupcake, bitch!
I liked the good old days when Peter King was a bagman for the IRA, and not a member of the government. Kinda ironic to have him the head of the Homeland Sec. Committee. Kinda ironic / Kinda sad.
Seriously? I briefly tuned into a radio show this weekend that specialized in travel -- a caller got through and started talking politics. Is this what we've become? We need to exploit every moment in front of the camera, on the microphone, etc to push an agenda? Really?
You always take the post-Taco Bell crap in the lobby. Never in the room. Dumbass.
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