The funny part is that every walk-in DMV office has a display case filled with various SAMPLE plates.
If I had as much time as this guy, I'd try to register SAMPLE and see how many times I'd get pulled over for having obviously fake plates.
"The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum."
What do you work on first?
A) The racing line.
B) The pick up line.
Blows
Based on how rouchgly the owner treats his ride there was precisely zero possibility he would be upset by it, and as it turns out he loves it. #oppositelock