I was thinking the same thing! Jalopnik has done nothing with this article, except further prove that they are nothing more than the TMZ of the auto news world. But sadly, Wert is still nowhere near as cool as Harvey Levin.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now THAT is a COTD if I ever did read one! If you read it in Robin Williams' "Spastic Voice" it makes it soooooo much better!!!
Attitude reflects leadership...
+1

Now, back to my regularly scheduled boycott of this shitty blog. Cheers!
And in a twist of irony...he riveted the scoop to the hood...
Name the car in pic #3? Looks like the ass end of a mid eighties Dodge Caravan with faux wood grain...
Love it, or hate it...it's still pretty fucking Jalopnik!
Sorry, but that watch does not even come CLOSE to saying: "Hey, I'm worth forty grand!"

I would rather have a Rolex Daytona, at nearly half the price...plus, I would have the satisfaction that I'm NOT supporting the fruits of an ass-clown like Bernie Ecclestone.
Nice! At 1:48 that is an awesome "doodlebug!"
The dual dually: When you absolutely, positively have to convince everyone that you have a tiny dick.

Coming soon to a "Hooter's" parking lot near you.
Finally, a 60 Minutes segment that didn't make me want to light my own face on fire!!!
Usually, I would much rather hump a bale of razor wire, than force myself through their extreme liberal horse-shit. I have to give credit where credit is due.
@Travis Gohr: "So you're telling me pro racers should know how to rebuild the engines on their cars? Come on now..."

It depends. Are you referring to "pro racers" like, drag racers? Most of them do know how to rebuild the engines on their cars. Matter of fact, most "pro racers" have enough knowledge to do that. I think that you might be forgetting that "pro racers" usually start out as amateur racers with no crew, or sponsors to take care of the details.
When I first read the heading "How a 'Tuner' Totaled..." I got really pissed. My first mental picture was of some backwards hat-wearing peckerwood with a riced out Civic blowing through a red light, and causing the GT to get wrecked. Instead, it was some asshat business-owner that doesn't know the rules of owning a business.
This is exactly why you check credentials before sending a $200,000 car to be tuned by a guy calling himself "Shadowman." The name in and of itself sounds rather shady. This poor guy just learned a lesson the expensive way. Too bad, I adore the Gulf livery GT, and respectfully, if some yahoo was going to "tune" it for me...I would be there for every turn of the wrench to oversee the matter.
The only thing that disappoints me about this whole ordeal, is that he didn't blow a donut(or three) on that video. Absolute 100% WIN, otherwise!
@Harrison: Yeah, but do you know how many Benz "purists" he would have pissed off by doing that?
@solracer: It happens to the best of us. ;)
@loveableterror- has an SRT and knows how to wield it!: Yeah, but it still got your "pageview," and that, is genius!
@Subcompact Culture: ladausa.net

It's not the busiest forum in the world, but there are some knowledgeable peeps on there.

I am known as "MichiganLada80" on there.
@Matt Hardigree: I had no idea...

Strip club, eh? That must have been an interesting meeting. :)

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