While the '53 Willys is far from the nicest of the bunch, its add-ons make up for it: "Very detailed restoration with 50 cal Browning (demilled and converted to fire propane)"

It shoots fire.
@cmdrfire: Have any of you people even seen a chicken before?
@zekestone: I always wondered what trade the "Tradesman" was in.
@maximum_sarge: If enough body hair gets tangled...you never know.
@472CID: "I'm going to need your license, registration and proof of a soul, sir..."

wait...wait...

"I would sell my soul for a 1965 Rivier...D'oh!"
Patching the @*($*ing rust hole in the @($*ing firewall so the @#($*ing rain stops ending up in the @)($*ing back seat.

Which I reeeeeeally should have done last @($*ing summer.

/headslap.
@Ravey Mayvey Slurpee's current urge: Turbo Yaris: Yes. I, too, shall visit my "girlfriend" in "Canada."
@tonyola: And when are they gonna release the wagon? Dorks.
@Same Sad Echo: Plushy Death Reign - great band name...or the greatest band name?
@Owen Good: But you have to admit...it would be hilarious.
@Ryanosaurus Rex: Thirded. That was interesting.
Ziskey Rates The Russians: "They're Pussies!"
Gingahbread Lobstah thinks you'll have to do bettah than that to beat the Pats.
Zem Duk boyz is in heap ov troubles. Zey better grow winks...or learn to svim.
@jbh1126: GET TO DA CHOPPAH! NOT WIFOUT DA TACOS!!!
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