"running through the gearbox i round the last red bricked corner and there the finish line looms large, the silver audi growing ever larger in my rear view."
"...when offroading never forget your 'crotch armor' cause you never know where evil lurks
crotch armor da da da...da da da...CROTCH ARMOR...da da da...da da da...now in flat black"
"i do believe the narrator, speaking into a tin can on a string, left out the always entertaining...
Super Pursuit Mode
err well since this is just an advetorial we'll rename it something more sponsorIFIC
Super Sized Big Mac Pursuit Mode
and the driver does need to say the whole thing...plus the on-board hybrid voice activated GPS does an automatic lookup to see if a McD's is within 10 miles...if it's not it won't activate"
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