Looks like a 747 mated with a Stairmaster. Looks like a GT-R mated with the drum set from "In The Air Tonight." Looks like an angry blender mated with the starting lineup of the 1989 Cincinnati Bengals. Looks like a Grumman LLV mail truck mated with Mickey Rourke.
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A public service announcement.
"...Burma Shave."
Man, tell me about it. All those orgy posts and it turns out to be a bust. Where else am I supposed to go to have anonymous group sex with strangers?
The H-Dog approves, yo.
Needs more Yakety Sax. #inevitable
Too bad it's clogged with slowpokes on Harley trikes and the Tennessee DOT grass-mowing crew.
INSANE STUNT BONUS: $235
Pff, that's easy, that's a Lincoln MK- wait, which car?
Jarrod McKinney has checked into THE SKY on Foursquare.
It's a crime that there's no higher-res wallpaper version.
Imagine if this guy had Mass plates, it'd be all "OBAMA IS A QUEEAH."
Why all the hate towards women when clearly the problem was someone didn't change her adult diapers?
/elderlyhateokright?
/elderlyhateokright?
