burglar commented on What City Has The Worst Drivers?

"Windsor drivers, in the left lane, on I-75, in Detroit."

burglar commented on 2011 Mustang V6 To Out-Torque Camaro V6

"@cgates1: Perhaps a little too brash for the fine Jalop taste, but I'm calling for COTD anyways."

burglar commented on My Long, Hard Attempt To Grasp The Corvette

"@Wunno Sev: That, sir, is an essential element of the Jalop."

burglar commented on ABC's "CRSH CRSE" Is Road Rage With A $50K Prize

"This is our local autocross lot - we got shut out for a month to film this. ABC left that end of the island a total wreck."

burglar commented on 2010 Saab 9-5: All Turbos, All Swedish

"The GTR greenhouse is the new Altezzas."

burglar commented on Mercedes SLS Gullwing Leaked!

"@Zach Collins: Like a TL and a BMW Z8 got chopped and welded in by So Cal car culture kids?"

burglar commented on How Jalopnik is Your Car?

"@RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment: Targa should be a minus. FRC C5, 911 slicktop are way more Jalopnik than the bald spot burners."

burglar commented on So You Say You're A Red Wings Fan

"That bad boy has been tricked out in Tigers goodness a few years ago."

burglar commented on What's The Worst Performance Trim Package?

"Neon eXpresso?"

burglar commented on Real Stile Bertone Mantide, Interior Revealed At Balloco Fiat Proving Ground

"I need to have at least one car with flying buttresses."