they should name it the porsche dildo
@Ash78: after a while it will stop working though
im voting for the chocolate face
i though the mushrooms i took were only supposed to last 8 hours
putting a red r on a car does not make up for their lack of racing heritage

it's like treating your teeth like shit for 6 months and then brushing and flossing a bunch right before going to the dentist

for the dopey average driver, the automatic transmission makes one less thing to understand about this incredibly complicated machine they are operating and we all know what negligence comes from this ignorance (one free hand for texting, one free foot for driving with your knee)

now people push something with their foot and aim the giant, comfortable, cushy thing they're inside of with the circle which is a disturbing oversimplification. operators are removed by many degrees from their machine and this is probably the cause for most darwin awards we read about.

do you think they had makeup sex?
sliding doors on a ford aerostar . . . they are very easy to break off
the one scotty drove in boogie nights
why do they always put that tin foil shit on their stuff
i fell in love with you, apple
AND YOU BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS
the datsun that scotty drove in boogie nights
dodge sprinter with a roll cage
irish people are idiots
right before im about to roast one
it looks like a middle school
buying a saab viggen as soon as they came out - fuckin lemon
sometimes my cat looks like that when i am spraying water at it
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