<![CDATA[Comments from brownie]]> <![CDATA[Comments from brownie]]> <![CDATA[brownie commented on Are Gadgets Getting Plainer or Will Crazy Hardware Design Come Back? The Experts Speak]]> If I build it, crazy design is acceptable.

If I buy it, crazy design is unacceptable.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 7 Ways Your Public Library Can Help You During A Bad Economy]]> The New York Public Library system is so impressive that I feel bad for the rest of the country.

For those of you who don't live near a major city, Eyebrows McGee nailed it. Check your nearest public university or community college. I grew up in a small town with a crappy library, but I was a short drive to two excellent college libraries that would lend to anyone with a driver's license.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Outlook vs. Gmail—The Definitive Comparison]]> This comparison reminds me of the "Man of the Millenium" skit on SNL. Darryl Dawkins won over Shakespeare and Einstein in a contest based on their accomplishments in literature, science and basketball.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Five Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good For Real Drivers]]> Hell yeah. Driving has never been better (in my live) than this summer.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Sudden Stop Helps Prevent Rear-End Accidents]]> @HurtsSoGood: My Audi has such a feature - a fog setting that lights one rear light in such a way that it constantly looks like you're on your brakes. It's pretty cool. Really pisses tailgaters off.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Sudden Stop Helps Prevent Rear-End Accidents]]> Right, because rear-endings usually happen because people don't see your brake lights, not because they're riding on your ass like NASCAR drivers.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Chevy Volt To Become Transformer]]> Will the Volt Transformer exceed the 40 mile range of the real Volt?

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on The Books That Changed Your Lives]]> Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. I've read the bulk of the books on the list, and only Zen had as much of an impact on me as Ishmael. It is completely unlike any other book I have ever read, and it completely changed my understanding of society itself. I've never found a more compelling explanation of "why things are the way they are". It and Zen are they only two books I make a point of rereading regularly.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Tesla Announces Model S All-Electric Sedan With 225-Mile Range, $60K Price Tag]]> @Maxximtl: Hey, it's one way of preserving the domestic auto industry - if our largest state has different rules from the rest of the country (and the world), it will be too big a market to be ignored, but too small for anyone but our local manufacturers to bother building specialized product for. The fact that no company outside Detroit can currently meet such stringent emissions and efficiency requirements is another plus - guaranteed business for the Big 3!

America is the world leader in efficient, low-emission cars, right? Um...

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Even More Of The 2010 Acura NSX Rounding The 'Ring]]> @jbownsabmw: Of course it sounds fantastic. And I'm sure it will be a monster. But what's the point? There are so many other cars like this available today.

I'm not complaining about another supercar coming to the market, particularly one with such a great pedigree. I'm just disappointed that it seems so... ordinary. If a V10 Nürburgring-killer can be called ordinary.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Even More Of The 2010 Acura NSX Rounding The 'Ring]]> @jbownsabmw: If I'm going to buy a Honda supercar I don't want it to sound like a Ferrari, damn it. When I blow by some chump in a (non-ZR1) Vette, I want him asking how that funny-looking car with the lawnmower engine can possibly beat his big 'Muhrican V8.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Passenger Desk Setup Redefines Telecommuting]]> @jbownsabmw: Shit, I hadn't even thought of that. Thank you - a new nightmare to add to the list!

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Passenger Desk Setup Redefines Telecommuting]]> My god. Several of my worst nightmares are coming true, today, right here on Jalopnik. If I can't disconnect inside my car, where can I? Pretty soon I won't even be able to escape email on airplane flights thanks to in-flight wifi.

And I'm sure all of this enhanced access will lead to greater productivity. Not just more websurfing and busy-work emails.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Turn Your Chrysler Into A Wi-Fi Hotspot This August]]> Sweet! I'm looking forward to being rear-ended by someone using their laptop while driving.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on PCH, Dante Alighieri Thinks You Deserve It Edition: Lamborghini Jarama Or Maserati Quattroporte?]]> georgejetson said it all - Jarama by a landslide.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on What Kind Of Super-Rich Car Buyer Would You Be?]]> I would buy Ralph Lauren's entire collection of Ferraris and engine swap all of them. I would do all of these engine swaps on cinder blocks in my front yard, and I would stop halfway through each, leaving the engine-less carcasses partially covered with blue tarps.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on RENNtech SLR McLaren 722 PKG2 More Powerful, More Confusing]]> So... I just put up the equivalent of a small Manhattan apartment for one of these babies, and from the factory it comes with a restrictive exhaust system?

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Porsche Boxster Destroyed For Finnish Radio Promo]]> @TheTooth: Amen.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Porsche Boxster Destroyed For Finnish Radio Promo]]> people really, really suck.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 2010 Acura NSX Screams Around The 'Ring]]> @Unevolved: Whoop!: @layabout: Sure, nothing wrong with more kick-ass cars on the market. But will anyone here be buying one? If not, wouldn't you rather see someone do something radically different, rather than just use conventional thinking to shave a few seconds off a lap time?

Besides, I don't think anyone would call the NSX a "car you could put your grandmother in and tell her to hold the gas pedal".

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 2010 Acura NSX Screams Around The 'Ring]]> @brownie: Man, I must be high. By "that restriction", I mean not using anything larger than a modest V6.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 2010 Acura NSX Screams Around The 'Ring]]> Honda, I don't care if you can't beat the GT-R under that restriction - show me what you can do while staying true to your under-displaced, non-boosted roots. You can use a 3.2L naturally aspirated V6 - anything bigger is cheating. Now get creative, invent the next "VTEC", show me something new! I promise you, I will be MUCH more impressed by a small-engine car that comes close to the GT-R than I will by a big-engine car that whups it.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on GM Tosses Out Yet Another Random Price For Chevy Volt]]> @theOriginalDrew(draws2): Yes, that's the best way to describe GM management. Amateur. Thank you - I've been looking for the right word for about 5 years now.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Eric Stromer Hits Adam Carolla's Radio Show, Adds Doilies, Wainscoting]]> @brownie: Ahem, I think they should go all out.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Eric Stromer Hits Adam Carolla's Radio Show, Adds Doilies, Wainscoting]]> Awesome. I think should go all-out not doing anything original - just do American voiceovers of the original episodes. Maybe CGI Carolla's head onto Clarkson's body.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 2010 Acura NSX Is Real After All]]> Meh. I'm with Ben on this. What's the point of a Honda supercar that's so orthodox? Where's the little engine that could? Where's the wacky new material that everyone else will start using in 5 years? Where's the funky uber-functional design that looks a little... off? Where's the game-changer?!?!?

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Commenter Of The Day: Top Gear USAgasm Edition]]> It's going to suck. Forget the advertisers - the first time Carolla rants about how much better Gas Guzzler X is than a Prius, NBC will receive 10,000 hate letters, be denounced by Greenpeace, be called out at a campaign stop by Barack Obama (though Barack will secretly agree with Carolla's sentiment), face an attack from ELF and be subjected to one of those "truth" style guerilla ad campaigns featuring baby dolls being burned inside V8 engines or something.

Everyone who suggested HBO as the logical Top Gear home is right - this show needs editorial freedom to succeed, and it can't get it on a major network.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on A Gas Gadget That Works: ScanGauge II]]> All my S4's built-in mileage readout does is tempt me to see how low I can get it. I gather that's not the point.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Elderly Man Hit By Car, Nobody Seems To Care]]> You know, I gotta say, the police don't make it that easy to do a good deed these days. They clearly have responded to the flood of 911 calls from cell phones by getting annoyed at every caller.

I'll never forget when I was walking through Astor Place in NYC and saw that the traffic light was out. That's a reasonably busy intersection - it was total chaos, a very dangerous situation in my opinion. So I called 911. The 911 operator told me " 911 is for emergencies only. This is not an emergency, you'll need to call the local precinct." I said it sure seems like an emergency - there's bound to be a car accident here, so why wait until one actually happens to send an officer to direct traffic? " Call the local precinct". I pointed out that I was on the street and don't usually carry a NYPD precinct map on me, so she told me the precinct number. Thanks, that's helpful. "Can you connect me?". " No, sir, I can't." "Can you tell me the number?" " FINE, it's XXX-XXXX." So I call the local precinct. I explain the situation to the desk clerk. "Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. We'll get right on that." . I eventually gave up on waiting around for someone to show up. Not the last time I ever saw an inoperative traffic light, but definitely the last time I ever bothered to call the police about it.

Don't get me started about the time I got punched in the head in Midtown (on a weekday afternoon, at Christmastime no less) unprovoked, by a complete stranger, and the cops who eventually showed up didn't even bother getting out of their car to talk to me - they couldn't wait to get on with their "real" police work. (No civilians stopped to help me either, FWIW - definitely didn't help my faith in humanity.)

I think police officers these days have seen a few too many cop shows - the actual day to day work of maintaining law and order just isn't exciting enough. If guns, drugs and gangs aren't involved they can barely hide their boredom. Plus they clearly hate the people they serve - the commanding officer in this case just couldn't wait to indict the character of everyone at the scene by claiming no one called 911 (without bothering to check first). And I think your everyday good Samaritan has taken a cue from that.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on Caption This Celebrity-Infused Challenger Picture: Rob Lowe Edition]]> I'm getting paid for this, right?

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on ASI Tetsu-Tuned Continental GTR Makes Us Feel Like Taking A Shower]]> @brownie: And by "this shit" I mean tuned and overdecorated Continental GT's, not unmodified Continental GT's. The unmodified Continental GT's, I already know, are bought by douchebags. It must take a special kind of douchebag to do that to an already douchbaggy car. Or someone with an overdeveloped sense of irony and far, far too much money.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on ASI Tetsu-Tuned Continental GTR Makes Us Feel Like Taking A Shower]]> Okay, I'll ask it.

Who buys this shit?

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 2009 Audi S4 Details Begin To Emerge]]> @AndyDuncan: That might not win COTD, but "priapism on four wheels" is the best description of a hot car, ever.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 2009 Audi S4 Details Begin To Emerge]]> @AndyDuncan: The B6/7 S4 might not retain the character of the B5, but hot damn, who doesn't love a V8 stuffed into a car that has absolutely no need for it?

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on The Second Malaise Era IS Upon Us!]]> @harumph: Couldn't agree more. As far as I'm concerned, "Buy Japanese" is the new "Buy American".

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on The Second Malaise Era IS Upon Us!]]> @goatrope @The Uncle_Bo 500 @brandegee, et al: Malaise I wasn't just about car choices. There WERE decent small cars and sports cars available, namely imports - we had a Jalopnik DOTS poll about these cars at some point. The malaise of the "Malaise Era" was not about the lack of decent cars - it was about, among other things, the decline of America's car industry. The world changed, and America's companies couldn't keep up. Isn't that exactly what's going on today?

Detroit is stuck, just like the first Malaise era - it can't produce competitive small vehicles in the timeframe it needs to produce them (i.e. RIGHT NOW). But it can't stop building big, crappy, undesirable cars (SUV's) either, even if they nominally lose money on each one - with their large fixed cost base, they would lose even more if they stopped building them. So they're going to keep pumping out cars people don't really want, but they will sell them so cheaply that many people will be compelled to buy them. And the domestic manufacturers will cut every corner possible to try to limit their losses, so the crappy cars will become even crappier. And with negative cashflows, they will be unable to invest sufficiently in future models, perpetuating the cycle. Thus the malaise deepens and continues - more crappy cars that no one likes, sold so cheaply vs. better imports that people keep buying them even though they'd rather have something else if they could justify the expense.

Sounds a lot like Malaise II to me.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on 1967 Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser]]> That is one cool wagon. Remind me again how we got from that to this?

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on The Second Malaise Era IS Upon Us!]]> The malaise will finally be upon us when we remember the Accord coupe as a musclecar. Until then, enjoy your rides.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on The Science Behind Cell Phone Use While Driving]]> @BLS: You're assuming that he's not trying to kill his wife.

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<![CDATA[brownie commented on More Cheap-Ass Drivers Ignoring Gas Gauge, Getting Stranded]]> Remind me to stop paying my AAA dues.

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