All other theories are self-promotional psycho-babble from people with a vested-interest in making up some other shit to talk about...
That being said.
Show us your tits.
Your wall of text leaves me unmoved. #oppositelock
I'd give you the second thing you said, and not sure what you mean by the third (Halo will do that to you).
But in terms of gameplay, I mastered Halo when it was called Goldeneye.
GoW changed the game son. #oppositelock
Master Chief does look good in pink though, I'll give you that. #oppositelock