IN THE FACE! commented on Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong

"In Russia low-alcohol drunk you! *falls over backwards in chair* MWAHahahahaHA! *vomits* WHERE ARE MY KEYS?"

IN THE FACE! commented on Nissan GT-R Hits Tow Hitch, Causes $18,000 Repair Bill

"I was thinking from the title that someone had a tow hitch installed on a GT-R and tried towing too heavy a load, there-by incurring repair bills... I was preparing for a good point-and-laugh session, but now I just feel sorry for this poor-schlub..."

IN THE FACE! commented on Mystery Nvidia Tablet Identified: 2010 Arrival and Android Rumored

"@Noobs-R-Us: Windows Mobile."

IN THE FACE! commented on This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy

"I like this guy, mid-westerner, a photographic 'Loathing' reference, a pic of him driving an Atom and a propensity to compulsively watch rally videos on youtube... Welcome to the melee Sam."

IN THE FACE! commented on Truck Tail Improves Fuel Economy 7.5%

"I'm seeing a lot of "smarty-pants; that'll never work" responses. Keep in mind that this is likely only indended for highway use, on surface roads at normal traffic speeds this could not possibly improve consumption by 7.5%, so the concerns regarding navigating intersections are very likely completely moot as this would not be deployed on surface roads anyway... :P #trucks"

IN THE FACE! commented on HTC Touch HD2 Review: A Tragedy

"@Thee Sea: I agree with your thesis..."

IN THE FACE! commented on HTC Touch HD2 Review: A Tragedy

"@001: I have a touch pro (WinMo 6.5 w/ no fancy-pants UI enhancements), and I never need the stylus, unless I'm using remote desktop to fix a server... I still have yet to see a remote access option on either the iPhone or Android that I would prefer over the trifecta available on WinMo (RDP, pcAnywhere, VNC), and WinMo has had RDP for nearly a decade..."

IN THE FACE! commented on What Do You Think Steve Jobs' "Blood-Curdling" First Name for the iMac Was?

"Seabring? Oh, wait..."