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Hello Mister Walrus
21 Jul 2011 9:51 AM
I see a young Michael Jackson, an older Michelle Rodriguez, and GW Bush's skinny cousin.
Hello Mister Walrus
21 Jul 2011 9:48 AM
"leaking everything, all the time"
I think there is a disease that causes this.
Hello Mister Walrus
21 Jul 2011 9:44 AM
I never understood why there were so many experiments with ants in space..
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 3:55 PM
Why are patent lawyers crazy or evil?
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 3:52 PM
Well, at least this helped create jobs in the sand carving industry...
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 3:48 PM
Actually, that's not a bad idea...
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 3:47 PM
Wait, why didn't he do it the other way around?
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 1:26 PM
I think the problem is that their interns keep leaving due to molestation.
#whitenoise
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 1:21 PM
Just stay away from the futa beer... it's not for everyone.
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 12:23 PM
I think they just mean that they are going to use centralized servers, rather than separate servers for different government services.
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 9:56 AM
Probably because most people don't memorize important dates in NASA history.
Hello Mister Walrus
20 Jul 2011 9:55 AM
Maybe part of the reason is because they want you to buy content online from Apple. Also, if you buy a 11" laptop, that's probably not your only computer - you might have a bigger computer, like a desktop Mac, that you can use to watch movies.
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 6:44 PM
I need to get some steel cookware. The non-stick coating on my current pots and pans is peeling off into the food. I think it is killing me slowly.
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 6:05 PM
I think the official app for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a similar workout guide. Probably no video though.
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 5:59 PM
That's like me in LA Noire. I probably kill like 10 people accidentally during each mission.
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 5:58 PM
That's when you call a "gray market" specialist to get your stuff back. I know a guy: boris@gmail.com .
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 5:49 PM
To think that I used to hang keys on hooks, or keep them in a cup by the door. Now I see how barbaric my life has been.
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 4:13 PM
Didn't you watch "Friends"?
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 3:27 PM
In my neighborhood, they would put all of us kids in a playground, and then throw us: 1) a single burrito, and 2) a crowbar.
Hello Mister Walrus
19 Jul 2011 3:25 PM
Lawyers only exist because litigious people demand their services.
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