boognish commented on Ten-Year-Old Drives Drunks Home, Rolls Van At 90 MPH

"I want a pic of the missus, after downing 10 oxycontins, or ritalins, (both?) and being rolled in a van."

boognish commented on Best Mini Crossover Shots Yet From Paris Show Floor

"or you can get a diesel imprezza...."

boognish commented on As A Teen, How Close Did You Come To Complete Auto Destruction?

"you dont have to be doing 80 to be hooning."

boognish commented on MG X-Power SV-S WRC Is The Drop Top British Supercar

"i dont know about its reliability, but i hear its ... wait for it... Bulletproof! *rimshot*"

boognish commented on Tata Abandons Factory Site, Will They Ever Build The Nano?

"the delay is caused by the mischievous monkey overlords, who refuse to let any business flourish unless they are paid their share of goats milk and bananas."

boognish commented on Subaru Boxer Diesel Unveiled For Forester, Impreza And Legacy In Paris

"Wow."

boognish commented on 2010 Mazda MX-5 Miata High-Res Photos Leak

"Here comes the new boss Same as the old boss."

boognish commented on UAW, Obama Riding McCain On Owning Foreign Cars Like Rest Of Country

"He should be chastised for owning such crap cars."

boognish commented on Transformers 2 Corvette Centennial Concept Character Named "Sideswipe"

"@boognish: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

boognish commented on Transformers 2 Corvette Centennial Concept Character Named "Sideswipe"

"anyone watch "its always in Philidelphia" ? "You're the wild card, man!" It should be a robot who huffs nitrous until the next patient walks in for a 5000 buck bleach job. His secret weapon is a tiny drill."