The UNIversal-MOtor-Gerät.
Anything requiring brackets would work...
It's you, it's you, it's all for you...now go do...that voo-doo...that you do...SO WELLLLLL!"
Swinging on a swing, or swing dancing?

Fast car = reason you're dating him?

How do you whistle a name? I just tried. Nope, not possible.

"Get over here!"...demanding fellow, no?

Aren't video games typically played indoors?

Rhyming dress with undressed? Mwah!

Downtown? But he just got there and cracked a beer...and she's naked!

He's certainly the "bestest" at yelling at you to get over here...

Favorite sundress and favorite perfume? No favorite barrette?

Is he telling her to play a video game or is she telling him? I'm confused, because she's apparently still nude at this point. There was no lyric stating "I put your favorite sundress back on."

So everythings for him...I suppose he's just going to support you with his job playing video games?

He likes the 'bad girls'...especially the clingy ones wearing sundresses and perfume who come when he commands them and sit around watching him play video games.

Who says the world was built for two? I've never heard that. It kinda isn't.

She must hate singing at new bars.

Again with the swinging. Swinging from a tire, or dancing?

"Living for the fame" doesn't jibe with "everything I do" being "all for you"...

Blue dark? Like blue filter night?

Do wild darts have stripes or spots?

Video Games...what about them? You just had to fill space in the lyrics, didn't you!

Clearly you think of more than being held in big arms while you're drunk and seeing stars. You're also thinking "can I trust this guy?", and also thinking about fast cars, beer, video games, sundresses, purfume, bad girls, fame, pool, darts, etc.; in other words, SUPER DEEP STUFF.

All of the activities you have listed thus far are separate from the concept of video games.

Which video games? Which console? Multiplayer, or do you just watch Mr. Big Arms play by himself? I'd like a little more information.

The narrative in your song is a rambling incoherent mess full of convenient rhymes, and the inclusion of video games seems arbitrary at best. In fact, using any combination of words totaling four syllables would have made just as much sense.

"Lana Del Ray", for instance.

I SEE NOW. HE'S PLAYIN' YOU, HONEY.

I'll give him a hastily built and painted Tirpitz for it. (Actual model may vary from the one pictured.)
2nd It's really okay, those massive blue ovals make easy targets anyway.
A houndstooth shirt with a plaid jacket? Now THAT's Power Clashing!
Wow...it's the damn iPlate!

There's a vintage kitchen appliance store by my house that sells fully functional Hotpoint hot plates from the 1920s. They're terrifying and awesome at the same time.

Austin eventually emerged from the wreck unhurt

His pants probably weren't so lucky.

I know, he's technically a courier, but he could take on bodyguard duties in a pinch.
1) Hit "Print Screen" while viewing a movie poster's 400x615 sample.
2) Paste into Photoshop, Crop the sample, and Copy.
3) Paste into Illustrator and use Live Trace to convert pixels to paths.

Print it out in any size and on any stock you like.

Attempting this process may result in saving ten dollars. No original artist bamboozling is intended in this process.

No copyright infringement is intended in any of our designs.

That's good...I hear the Shaggy Rogers estate is extremely litigious.

I'd like me that FLCL Vespa.

...but does he believe that blaugh people should be allowed in combat?
I wonder why the US hasn't yet gotten the FWD Amanti replacement, the Cadenza. Nice-looking sedan that could sap some Lexus/Buick sales.
I just assumed the originally-planned sequel Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian was severely retooled to make this.
I mean the tourist spots - thanks for clarifying.
Go to the D.R. instead. It's much safer and the beaches are pretty much identical.
FWIW, I think a Cruze coupe would look crackin'...I just don't see any motivation on Chevy's part to offer anything other than sedans and five-door hatchbacks. Maybe if the Elantra and Civic numbers pick up, they'll want a taste...but it's very doubtful.
I once chased the dragon with Thin Mints. I don't know if they went with a new bakery or what, but the new Thin Mints suck. They taste like cardboard now. So I kicked the habit. Now I buy the peanut butter ones, which are nowhere near as good.

If anyone has a box of five-year old Thin Mints (and I don't know why you would), hang on to that shit. They'll be worth money one day, if they're not already. Like those white Coke cans everyone thought were Diet but weren't.

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