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Pew Pew BOOM
23 Nov 2010 4:22 AM
Everytime I'm about to get a new cellphone, something better surfaces. You can take a break, you know?! Damn cell phone manufactures...
Screw it, I can't wait no more, I'm getting a Desire HD on January.
Pew Pew BOOM
22 Nov 2010 9:47 PM
That's a company from my hometown. Wicked cool. CRAP POWER! CRAP POWER!
Pew Pew BOOM
18 Nov 2010 11:59 PM
@
EljhHck
: You're THE man! *hearted*
Pew Pew BOOM
18 Nov 2010 11:50 PM
@
EljhHck
: You sure that's a great plan? Even when badass aliens try to put a badass probe in your ass?
Pew Pew BOOM
18 Nov 2010 8:49 PM
Fuck the Chinese Government!!!
I feel so shamed by our god damn piece of shit government. Damn monkeys have more rights than us Chinese citizens.
Pew Pew BOOM
15 Nov 2010 9:53 PM
Pew Pew BOOM
15 Nov 2010 9:18 PM
That second photo is amazing!!!
Pew Pew BOOM
15 Nov 2010 9:06 PM
Is the keyword "banana"?
Pew Pew BOOM
15 Nov 2010 8:29 PM
In a related news, researchers found that hot coeds who sleep with their professors have easier essay assignments and higher grades than other students. They concluded that sleeping with your professors makes you smarter.
Pew Pew BOOM
11 Nov 2010 1:06 AM
@
spearman
: That was fucking hilarious!!! *Hearted*
Pew Pew BOOM
11 Nov 2010 1:00 AM
Maybe it's an Apple magic mouse, cause you know, it's magic. He probably thought it would make him invisible or something.
Pew Pew BOOM
11 Nov 2010 12:48 AM
@
ShadowStaarr
: I fucking hate clean up!!!
"Ah~, that was a great meal. I AM a good cook. Okay, let me go wash the dishes."
*Looks at all the damn wok, pot, dishes, bowls, chopsticks, etc... in the kitchen sink*
"Wait, my favorite show is on, I'll just do this later"
*Stares at TV which is playing commercials*
Pew Pew BOOM
10 Nov 2010 8:55 PM
@
Kaiser-Machead v.2.3
: Make it into a necklace. (With bigass gold chain, of course)
Pew Pew BOOM
10 Nov 2010 7:47 PM
All hail the internet!!!
Pew Pew BOOM
09 Nov 2010 12:37 AM
Pew Pew BOOM
27 Oct 2010 1:09 AM
How long will you stay in Shenzhen? It'd be cool if I get a chance to meet a Gizmodo staff.
Pew Pew BOOM
26 Oct 2010 9:27 PM
Battery life, that's my only concern.
Pew Pew BOOM
13 Oct 2010 1:40 AM
I know I shouldn't wear this costume, damn!
Pew Pew BOOM
25 Sep 2010 10:25 PM
"Aww, you went to church today."
Pew Pew BOOM
21 Sep 2010 2:09 AM
@
im2fools
: Noooooooooo.
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