Everytime I'm about to get a new cellphone, something better surfaces. You can take a break, you know?! Damn cell phone manufactures...

Screw it, I can't wait no more, I'm getting a Desire HD on January.
That's a company from my hometown. Wicked cool. CRAP POWER! CRAP POWER!
@EljhHck: You're THE man! *hearted*
@EljhHck: You sure that's a great plan? Even when badass aliens try to put a badass probe in your ass?
Fuck the Chinese Government!!!

I feel so shamed by our god damn piece of shit government. Damn monkeys have more rights than us Chinese citizens.
That second photo is amazing!!!
Is the keyword "banana"?
In a related news, researchers found that hot coeds who sleep with their professors have easier essay assignments and higher grades than other students. They concluded that sleeping with your professors makes you smarter.
@spearman: That was fucking hilarious!!! *Hearted*
Maybe it's an Apple magic mouse, cause you know, it's magic. He probably thought it would make him invisible or something.
@ShadowStaarr: I fucking hate clean up!!!

"Ah~, that was a great meal. I AM a good cook. Okay, let me go wash the dishes."

*Looks at all the damn wok, pot, dishes, bowls, chopsticks, etc... in the kitchen sink*

"Wait, my favorite show is on, I'll just do this later"

*Stares at TV which is playing commercials*
@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Make it into a necklace. (With bigass gold chain, of course)
All hail the internet!!!
How long will you stay in Shenzhen? It'd be cool if I get a chance to meet a Gizmodo staff.
Battery life, that's my only concern.
I know I shouldn't wear this costume, damn!
"Aww, you went to church today."
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