<![CDATA[Comments from avconsumer]]> <![CDATA[Comments from avconsumer]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun]]> Myth. Busted. Awesome reporting. :\

As a side note, the speaker system they were using would be highly impractical to duplicate as a portable/mobile crowd control device. Perhaps a series/combination of frequencies (or maybe rapid frequency sweeps to "tickle" bowels,) would work (untested by the Mythbusters), but would require an ENORMOUS system. The DNC stage would look like a Van Halen concert.

That pain cannon though ("active denial system"), that would be effective.


(fun starts @ 1:50-ish)]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Never Say Someone Will Be Fine During A Shootout With An Alien Spaceship]]> Ew. That's bad.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Dog's Head Being Kept Alive via Machine]]> wtf is this even on here for?

There's nothing "shiny new toy" about a fucking dog head.

Fail Adam Frucci. Epic fail. Thanks for fucking up my day. Asshole.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Sony's Playstation 3 Movie Download Service to Launch this Summer]]> Implementation and methodology will be key here. A Netflix/Sony deal sounds like a win-win situation to me. Don't let us down big S.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Blizzard Splashwatch - Day Three]]> @Guild_Navigator: True that. If they ARE doing a Diablo mmo though, doubtful the "announcement" would be Diablo related. But then there's the website (url) shenanigans (diablo3.com).

*throws hands up & scratches head

@Snake726: Grimace. :) (and what an odd name for a McDonalds mascot?!

*throws hands up & scratches head

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]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Blizzard Splashwatch - Day Three]]> Well... not sure about the "splash" announcement, but it would seem there is definitely an mmo about to ramp into production. Game listed as "TOP SECRET", but the Blizz employment section is looking for (among many others) a senior 3D level designer...

"The team behind Diablo I and II is looking for a skilled senior 3D level designer with experience building levels using Maya or other similar 3D level-building tools. The ideal candidate has created levels on a shipped game. We would also like for this candidate to have excellent analytical understanding of competitive online play with various Blizzard Entertainment games and mods (real-time strategy, World of Warcraft, Defense of the Ancients, etc.)"

Anybody know the history/future of the Diablo I & II team? Diablo mmo me thinks.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Allen's Bribes Customers Who Find Dead Rat Heads In Their Italian Green Beans]]> rofl - $100-$200?!!! I would, literally, lol at that offer.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on 25 Delicious Summer Wines For Under $25]]> 2nd on the Rawson's Shiraz/Cab

Also, pretty much anything Jacob's Creek - esp. the Shiraz/Cab. Epic.

I'm a sucker for a good Shiraz/Cab.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Refuses Bathroom Access to 5-Year-Old, Who Then Has Diarrhea In Front Of Them]]> I must be a genius. I would've had a signable release form at the ready for that poor kid (& her mom). Crisis and any legal ramifications averted.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Hulk Missed Beating Get Smart By... Well, By A Lot, Actually]]> Too bad. I actually enjoyed this one. Maybe Ed will at least be back for the Avengers. That'd be nice. :)

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Dealer Gouging Reportedly Sends 2009 Corvette ZR1 To Amazingly Insane Price Of $413,000]]> lol - I'll take a price gouged GTR any day. (if nothing but for the instrumentation - Polyphony Digital I tell you!!!)

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Why Aren't All Small Cars Selling?]]> Yeah... gotta say.. when I think "new car," the following thought is 99.99% not going to be "OOOooooo!!!! Let's hit the Pontiac dealer!!!"

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Does This Latest Update Prove Diablo III? (Or Not??)]]> There will be a 3rd rune tomorrow. The 2nd appeared today.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Blizzard JPG Puzzle Pieces Puzzle]]> I'm betting on Diablo 3. "Hell freezes over" (or similar) would fit right in with other cheesy Blizz announcement slogans. SC2 was "Hell, it's about time."

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Take a Peek Under the Hood as Firefox Renders Websites Visually]]> Interesting on the download numbers for FF3... US with over 3 million (#1 of course)... then Germany with 2nd at 1.1 million. Interesting I say.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Let's Pay a Visit to the Zerg Homeworld]]> My life for Aiur!

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Thirsty? US Airways To Charge $2 For Sodas, Juices, Bottled Water and Coffee in Coach]]> Beats the $5/$6 they'll charge you inside the airport for a bottle of stinkin' water.

Why did soda/snack become mandatory on planes anyway? So funny watching the attendants on a 1/2 an hour flight scurry at breakneck pace to deliver beverage service. IS ANYBODY REALLY THAT FUCKING THIRSTY?!

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Should The Proposed Sale Of Anheuser-Busch To A Belgian Brewer Be Stopped?]]> Anything to improve Bud. They shouldn't be allowed to call that stuff beer.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Tony Roma Corporate Responds To Shrinking Beer Complaint]]> Form letter. The nerve. Why not just send him a post card with an 800 number full of endless menu's.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Because Of Thong Injury]]> @veronykah: Apparently you, me, and like 27 other people in the continental US. :(

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Because Of Thong Injury]]> a/s/l - who cares - suing for anything not affecting the crotch area, concerning a thong... fail. Nay... EPIC FAIL.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Human Ovulation -- Caught on Tape!]]> will to.... surf... pr0n..... waning.... yaaarrrgh!!!....

gone.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on 2009 Audi A7 Debuts Hilarious New Concept In Camouflage]]> Wow. I've never lost respect for a car company due to camouflage... till now.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Obama: Detroit Will Build Cars Of The Future]]> Build cars in Detroit?! GENIUS!!

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on 2010 Acura NSX Is Real After All]]> Overall, it's shaped a bit like an old RX-7 (late 80's), even a little Supra-ish maybe.

*shakes fist @ camo

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on What Happens When You Kill Your Own Grandfather As A Baby?]]> because.... when entering the "past" I immediately created an alternate timeline. Though my parents will never be born in this timeline, I was created in another, which continues (I assume,) without me.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Nvidia GeForce GTX 200 Graphics Cards Makes Your Gaming Rig Officially Outdated]]> Crysis 2 @ 37fps, here I come!!

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on The iPhone 3G FAQ]]> @xanderbeedle: Thanks for the intelligent response (rly). I somehow missed the update/rumor smashed where the old one won't become a brick. Upgrade away. :)

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on The iPhone 3G FAQ]]> Seems like a big excuse to spend more money on ALMOST the same thing, and re-up a 2 year contract. Wonder what percentage of iPhone 3g buyers are iPhone owners?

Vicious cycle targeting geeks with a tech gadget problem imo. Keep the old one and pay off your subprime mortgage or somethin'!! :P

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]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Make Your Own Cloverfield, For ABC's Fucked-Future Documentary]]> ABC "news" huh? Shouldn't that be somehow illegal?

Great, something else to scare the cattle.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Sarah Connor Has Failed -- the British Just Built Skynet]]> Hmmm.... I wonder if Skynet can somehow hack the LHC.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Age Of Conan Gets Scandinavian Punk Rock Soundtrack]]> I must be getting old and jaded. Lame imo. (and not very funny)

Clever lyrics. That's all I got.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Microsoft Responds To May NPD Sales, Seems Pleased]]> @BigPanda: You, sir, are the winner of the internetz today. Nice memory/dedication. Wow.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on 1956 Imperial]]> @LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: Gotcha, and thanks.. but, it seems like most of the aforementioned photographed (then blurred) license plates are also on public streets.

I guess my original "what's with that?" question was badly worded and is really.. why would anyone care whether their license plate is displayed in the media? Am I unaware of some license plate search engine accessible to the general public that divulges personal information?

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Will Scorpius Return As Star Wars' Second Coolest Villain?]]> Someone should write an alternate SW timeline where Tarkin GETS on a damn shuttle "in their moment of triumph."

That poor lackey that suggested evacuation should get the Imperial equivalent of a post-humus medal of honor.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on 1956 Imperial]]> OMG!! - a license plate shot in the media not blurred out!!

What's with that anyway?

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on A Serious, Permanent Metal Gear Solid 3 Fan]]> @RageKage: THAT would make a great tattoo that any ink monkey could accomplish.

The ones this fellow kotaku got... well... I won't be running down to my local tattoo parlor with a screen shot printout.

But.. whatever floats yer boat man.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Sony Plugs Continue, PSP Pops Up In MGS4]]> Hideo - doesn't rhyme with video. :D

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Commercial Shredder vs An Asteroids Cabinet]]> If that was an original cabinet - they just shredded a potential suitcase of cash.

]]> <![CDATA[avconsumer commented on Watch Out for Sarcastic Cylons]]> Baltar... rappin' with the centurion. Yep. Confirmed. Baltar really is... my homeboy.

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