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#itawtitawa
Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
Keith Griffin claims that his cat is the source of the nearly 1,000 child pornography images police have charged him with possessing. His dog ate his homework, too. [BuzzFeed, WPTV] [Jezebel] -
#shewholaughslast
Hillary Thinks Former Bushies Are Always Good For A Laugh
When asked about John Bolton's recent bullshit criticisms of Bill Clinton's trip to North Korea to free Euna Lee and Laura Ling, Hillary Clinton couldn't help but laugh. She's just like us after all! [Jezebel] -
#sweetsorrow
Why Does "So Long" Mean "Goodbye" Anyway?
It turns out that I'm nearly as terrible at goodbyes as I am at singing. But, terrible or not, it's time to say one. [Jezebel] -
#foolishness
No One Told Him Friends Was Gonna Feel That Way
British actor Steve Misiura watched all 84 hours of Friends in a row to break the world record, during which he reported "nausea, stomach cramps and hallucinations." We felt that way about the season Rachel was pregnant. [UPI, Friends-a-Thon] [Jezebel] -
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#daythemusicdied
White Pride Pendergrafts Are The New Prussian Blue
Charity and Shelby Pendergraft are two teenage sisters who believe that their music has the power to bring white people together: they're the latest additions to the white supremacist music scene! Fortunately for humanity, they really suck. [Jezebel] -
#screenthis
The Abortion Episode: Family Guy Goes Live Action
With Fox unwilling to air the Family Guy episode in which Lois contemplates an abortion, all the actors in the series (except Seth Green, who's traveling) plan to do a table reading of the episode next week. Video, please? [Variety] [Jezebel] -
#workit
Upper Management: Clinton Proves Mettle By Making Sure Things Get Done
I think I've finally realized why Tina Brown's July 13 screed about Hillary Clinton continues to bother me so much. Thing is, it took today's fawning coverage of Hillary's heroic, journalist-saving husband, Bill, to figure out why. [Jezebel] -
#girlpower
Psychologist: Modern Feminism "Illogical, Unnecessary And Evil"
London School of Economics evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa gets many things wrong in his "takedown" of modern feminism as "illogical, unnecessary and evil," not the least of which is the Cheris Kramarae quote at the center of his thesis. [Jezebel] -
#breastintentions
Why Buy A Whole Shirt When You Have A Bra And A Dream?
In an update to the dickey you never wore, the Faux Camisole attaches to your bra when you want to show your collarbones but not your girls. Or: you could buy a higher-cut shirt. [Random Good Stuff] [Jezebel] -
#crappyhour
Bill Clinton's Swagger Gets Things Done
Bill Clinton may be off to one side watching Al Gore hug the recently-released Laura Ling, but Bill Clinton's swagger has dominated the news, including today's Crappy Hour, co-starring the Huffington Post's Jason Linkins. [Jezebel]
