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Ash78, tryptophanatic commented on Hyundai Feasts In November, Sales Up 46%

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Ash78, tryptophanatic commented on Top Gear "Bans" Gay Couples From Studio Audience

"@Mischif: That was my point."

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Ash78, tryptophanatic commented on Top Gear "Bans" Gay Couples From Studio Audience

"@beekerstudios: you are inane and stupid: You know, my wife just saw TG for the first time a couple days ago."

Ash78, tryptophanatic commented on Top Gear "Bans" Gay Couples From Studio Audience

"Sounds like the gay groups are bad at math."

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