Ash78 commented on Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse

"What color Fusion would a Brazilian leader drive?"

Ash78 commented on Brazilian Ford Fusion Ad Features Scary SpiderHorse

"I can't wait for the MinoTaurus"

Ash78 commented on Fox Business Network Explains Trucker Bombs

"I had to keep the audio off, but what I gleaned from the one talking head's hand gesture is the idea that a bottle of urine and or feces might be ejected from a truck due to rest stop closures."

Ash78 commented on VW Passat Lands In Precarious Position After Failed Ken Block Impersonation

"Fliegvergnugen!"

Ash78 commented on VW Passat Lands In Precarious Position After Failed Ken Block Impersonation

"Looks like an outtake from "Die Herzöge von Hazzard" or "Die A-Mannschaft""

Ash78 commented on The Dumbest Thing You'll See Today: Aussie Smashes Car Window With Head

"You know that guy had to be drunk to do that."

Ash78 commented on Twelve Cars Killed By The Carpocalypse

"@Sloop_John_B: Same here, this is my second comment in 24 hours or so."

Ash78 commented on Twelve Cars Killed By The Carpocalypse

"Carpocalypse?"

Ash78 commented on Bugatti Veyron Ticketed In California Going 210 MPH+

"FINALLY got commenting back!"

Ash78 commented on Conan O'Brien Mocks Camaro Faithful

"You know, when Conan was a little boy, he used to urinate on Chevies."