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armyofchuckness commented on What's The Most Optimistic Vehicle Name?

"Plymouth Acclaim...Didn't have it. Arrow...Slow. Sundance...Lousy at bank robbery getaways, so half right. Turismo...Opposite of Italian endurance racing. Laser...No. Dodge Avenger...Didn't. Intrepid...Wasn't. Stratus...Lowly. Caliber...Lacking Dynasty...Graciously short lived. Rampage...Cool, but in need of more rampaging. Chrysler Cirrus...See Stratus. Concorde...Far from supersonic or tasty grape jelly. Crossfire...See Caliber. Executive...Assistant (to the) Regional Manager. Sebring...See Turismo. *sigh* And this doesn't even go into the various "Daytona" monstrosities that happened after 1970."

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"While this is a completely unjustifiable, it does answer a question I've always had about how a monitor lizard would do against an alligator."