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"2000 custom paint job aside if this is anything like a car i guarantee the addition of a VTEC sticker will give you at the very minimum 10fps more"

applesaucejx commented on Girl Dresses As Credit Card For Halloween

"Girl dressed up as a Trash Can with "The Economy" written on the front"

applesaucejx commented on Cranky Windows Guy: Apple Laptops Still Too Damned Expensive May Not Be That Expensive After All

"@Dadu: I'd think I'd miss the smug sense of self-satisfaction and condescending demeanor when asked what laptop i have."

applesaucejx commented on 2008 Dodge Caravan Good Up Front, Can't Take It In The Rear

"This van and my ex girlfriend have a lot in common."

applesaucejx commented on Apple Perceived As Gay-Friendly, Samsung Not

"when i walk into an Apple store, i definitely feel that i am getting F'ed in the ass but it is usually by their prices."

applesaucejx commented on Ride the Bitchcruiser Bike, But Wear Protection (NSFW)

"honestly what is wrong with this?"

applesaucejx commented on iPhone Vs. Semi: iPhone Laughs in the Face of Danger

"i used an iphone as a hacki sac at a party."

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"he doesn't say amigo, he says everybody."

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"yeah that works it is possibly"