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"I'd like to put an audiophile's head in there, make it perfectly round."

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"Bigger, uglier, heavier."

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"That's hot."

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"If you're a DJ and you're still spinning vinyl, you're hurting."

alowishus commented on AMC Pacer: For Those Who Prefer Round And Wide

"That."

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"This post makes me want to take stuff apart."

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"I love how they included the giant Plague-carrying rat."

alowishus commented on Who Would Win: an Imperial Star Destroyer or the USS Enterprise?

"One word: Data. End of story. However, I can foresee a scenario in which the Enterprise crew uses their quick wits, ingenuity, and superior technology to bring the Star Destroyer to its knees, only to lose when some Sith lord uses the force to torment stupid Counselor Troi."

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"Paid half as much?"

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"I always thought that "Heuer" sounded like the noise you'd make while being gut-punched. And Tag?"