alfamale commented on What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?

"@saabophile2:Wienermobile."

alfamale commented on 2009 Executive Volvos As Comfy As A Swedish Bordello

"That's funny I was just wondering aloud (whilst polishing my monocle *on* my spats) what benefits this motorcar had over a train, which I could also afford. Now I know."

alfamale commented on How To Shoot Fireballs

"@Etheo: Well, I got it anyway."

alfamale commented on Stephen Colbert Steals Fierarri Story...Again

"@DannyBN: Yes."

alfamale commented on Chihuahua Based Problem Causes Moron To Crash

"Make that *prescient*. I really make myself look nacient sometimes."

alfamale commented on Chihuahua Based Problem Causes Moron To Crash

"No way they could've known the exact details, but once again The Onion is strangely precient. [www.theonion.com]"

alfamale commented on Samsung Makes a Bold Choice, Decides to Focus on Blu-ray Over HD DVD

"I know I'm not the only one who figured out that guy in the picture is protesting outside Erin Moran's family home."

alfamale commented on Mile-High Alfa Romeo GT

"...and the connotations of the 4-leaf are just what you'd think, a good luck charm for the driver in the very dangerous sport of racing. I'd comfortably call this a '74."

alfamale commented on Moonlight Globes Offer 360 Degrees of Light and Sound

"@KAISER-MACHEAD : Three AM, they light-up and the speakers blare "WHO HAS AWAKENED ME FROM MY THOUSAND YEAR SLUMBER?!" Good times."

alfamale commented on Ordinary-Looking Lamp Has a Little Surprise Inside

"I just read the specs and it's actually just shy of six-feet tall."