akier commented on PCH, Challenging The King Edition: Citroën SM or Four Ferraris?

"the real question is, which project comes with the more hellish moustache requirement? of course the ferraris are asking for a Magnum-sized lip-handle, but i think the SM is wanting said stache plus some twisty waxed tips, so as to rest your cigarette holder against while you wrestle with the helm's copious torque steer escaping from STEN-gun wielding OAS nutcases."

akier commented on It's Graverobber Project Car Hell Tirade Friday!

"i think our man graverobber here should be awarded a gold-plated SPICA fuel injection system for his amazing work."

akier commented on 80 MPG 400 HP '87 Mustang X Prize Contestant Heading To SEMA

"@bradyb: lol."

akier commented on First Look: Ford SmartGauge Instument Panel

"efficiency leaves?"

akier commented on Unrusted Alfa Romeo 164L Heals The Sick, Restores Sight To The Blind In Minneapolis

"@Cognitive_Friction: that was seriously funny, if not a bit optimistic."

akier commented on Green Wankel: Hydrogen-Powered Mazda RX-8 Hits Norway

"@bzr: if your wankel emits only water vapor, you should also see a doctor"

akier commented on Michael Schumacher Shows Off Ferrari California On The Nürburgring

"@PatFromGundo: jesus, that orange NSU Prinz spins out at least 5 times."

akier commented on 1973 Opel Manta Luxus

"@thunder: It was a bit dirty."

akier commented on 2009 Honda Fit, First Drive

"hey, new Jalopnik motto: "Save the A-Pillars!" look at that monstrosity."

akier commented on The 1988 Mazda 929: James Garner Says It's 8 Grand Cheaper Than The Competition!

"what an unmitigated piece of crap. wouldn't you rather have a Premier?"