Yes, but he's going to die because he can't check his 6! :0 #oppositelock
I got so lucky. A few months ago I found a local flower grower who has her own floral shop. She mostly does weddings, but will do single arrangements too. Flower farm is 4 miles away, store front is on my way home from work. I'm a guy. I don't know anything about flowers. But this lady makes great looking stuff and is passionate about her craft. It's like a tuner-shop for flowers. So I get these labor-of-love arrangements made with locally grown flowers and it makes the stuff from the FTD McFlower places look like crap on a stick. My girl loves them. Bonus points for being custom/1-off/local-grown. She had me take like 30 pictures of the last one. Try to find a florist like that if you can. You won't regret. #oppositelock
Still remember the first time I heard that song. I was at a NewYears eve party in Tuguegarao Philippines. M16s firing in the air, tires burning in the street, kids setting off firecrackers big enough to blow up a mailbox.... Pinoy know how to party. #oppositelock
Dad, uncle Bob, and Grandpa? #oppositelock
Like. One for every day and one for special days. #oppositelock
I think that most Prius drivers (in the USA) get it all wrong by accelerating hard off the line. They cruise below the speed limit, but waste a ton of energy getting up to speed. If I'm approaching a traffic light I always queue up behind the Prius because I know they'll come off the line like it's a drag race. Of course I have to make a quick lane change before they top out at 3mph under the limit.
I'll just leave this right here.

Saying your hybrid doesn't get the advertised mileage is like saying your guitar does not produce the quality of music it was claimed to produce (i.e., it's your fault).

120,692hp and painted in Gulf livery! That's every jalop's dream, right? #oppositelock
NO. WAY.
Looking at the time stamp of this posting... I was watching this movie last night at the exact time this story went up. True story.

What are the odds? I only have time to watch 2 or 3 streaming movies in a month and it's usually something more "couple compatible". The movie rocks by the way. I watched the original "Italian Job" a few weeks ago and watched "Harry Brown" last night specifically because it was a Michael Caine film.

And good grief, don't forget Emily Mortimer. She was very good as well.

We wont' get it in the USA anyway, so pontificating over pedal count is really just a waste of time isn't it? #bitterthatweneverdgetthespecia...
I miss Tivo and what it would be today had it matured to its potential. It had a user-interface that my wife didn't get frustrated with. It had the most ergonomic remote ever created. It figured out what I liked and suggested shows I wasn't aware of. Often times its recommendations were good ones. It knew who my favorite actors were and would automatically record shows or even interviews they appeared in. 10 years later it's still better than my Dishnetwork DVR with it's utterly shite interface and complete lack of "smart" features.
Yes. I've had FJ80 on the brain for months now. I have ebay and craigslist alerts set. #oppositelock
WA HP has some undercovers that are tricky to spot. One's an old fox body with louvers and tint, and another I've seen several times is a beige Volvo wagon. #oppositelock
We are. When I read through #oppositelock I realize there is now an entire generation of adults that are a full generation younger than us (assuming you were a kid like I was when Ferris Bueller hit the screen - I was 15)
I'm so torn between an FJ80 and FJ100 right now. I want the engine and interior refinement of the 100 with the utility of the 80. Too bad there are no 105s in the USA. That would do the trick.
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When you used "accounting", "RIA" and "Fidelity" in the same statement I assumed. #oppositelock
Well there's your problem. You need to get rid of your accounting department. Having both RIA and accounting is like trying to mix Republicans and Democrats. #oppositelock
Worse are people who can't pronounce:
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I know an entire family who pronounces 'ornament' as 'or-da-munt'. What? Where is the 'D' in the word 'ornament'? #oppositelock

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