"So, the line-up fills all of the niches of people the Republican Party has been talking about for the last few weeks of the election.
Obviously, Joe the Plumber, once he finally gets some construction jobs, will want the new Ford Fusion Sport with the "I am Joe the Plumber" design language.
His younger flamboyant brother, "Ricky the Hairstylist", will run down to the Ford dealership, his quiff flowing through the air, and jump right into a Mercury Milan Hybrid...and it will definitely be in white.
Then, Joe's father, "Albert the Undertaker" will follow suit."
"Thank God I live in Canada...
"In 1999 the Mercury brand was dropped in Canada, although the Grand Marquis was still marketed there wearing a Mercury badge through 2007.""
"@LamerX - No cheeky slogan necessary...: Or Bond would have driven really slowly during the chase, been captured, put on trial, and say the glove doesn't fit."
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