<![CDATA[Comments from Zarba]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Zarba]]> <![CDATA[Zarba commented on 1979 Cadillac Fleetwood Limousine]]> We had a '78 Sedan DeVille. While the 425 didn't have long legs, it had torque in spades. It pulled strong, for the day, and had acres of stretch-out room.

My junior year in HS, my dad and I took it from PA on a tour of colleges throughout the South. The A/C was very strong, and the car rode well. Cornering? Not so much, but hey, it's a Caddy.

Very fond memories of that great beast.

I agree that these 425cid's were the last great Caddies. After that, they just got weaker and weaker. Generic GM engines, and then the final insult: Front Wheel Drive.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on 1977 Honda Accord]]> Funny, almost everyone has a first-gen Accord story, they were ubiquitous. The first Japanese car to really stand out as a great car, not just an econobox.

My sister has a '78, looked just like this. I remember that the paint was flaking off, the body was rusting, and the Burgundy interior has changed to a strange Orange-y kind of color, except in the back where the sun had bleached it almost white.

But it ran like a top for more than 200K miles. It was interesting to see it next to her husband's '78 Alfa Sprint Veloce, which was a beautiful car that NEVER ran.

I second Tanshanomi on the first-gen Prelude, but it HAS to have the concentric gauges to be considered.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis For $15,000?]]> I have a soft spot for these Malaise-Era FoMoCo monsters. We had a 1973 LTD that gave its life to save me 31 days after I got my driver's license (No, it wasn't my fault!). 400 cid 2 bbl. Probably made around 180-200 bhp, though I can't find a source for that.

Great cruiser, killer a/c, and a rim-blow steering wheel (Yeah, I know that sounds like a pr0n-movie move, but...), and able to seat 6 with room to spare.

Handling? Braking? Steering? Not so much.

All that being said, Crack Pipe. $10K is all the money in the world for this car.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: $226,521.63 For A Basket-Case 1963 Pontiac Tempest?]]> Crack Pipe.

Rare? Yes.

But it's missing the original drivetrain, and it'll take a HUGE pile o' Benjamins to restore to its former glory.

I think we'll find that a couple of teenagers got into the bidding and ran it up as a joke. This will become a famous case of false bids on eBay.

With a fully restored Ford Thunderbolts running about $125K ASKING price in Hemmings, it's way overpriced.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, Totally Affordable Racing Madness: Austin Healey Sprite or Lancia Scorpion?]]> Man, this one's easy. Lancia FTW.

Sprite? Call Moss motors, get our the checkbook, and you're done.

Lancia? Parts are practically nonexistent, the ones you CAN find are hideously expensive, and in the end, everyone asks you how much you like your X 1/9. Even in top shape, Scorpions are SLOW.

And 'Scorpion' is the way cooler name.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Project Car Hell, Hi Rollaz Edition: Acura NSX or Ferrari 328?]]> 328 in a walk. Timing belt change? Pull the motor. Hand over your AMEX Black, and bend over.

Parts are hard to find and insanely expensive, repairs and restoration costs are astronomical, and in the end you'll still be a Magnum PI wannabe with Rogaine stains on the seats.

The NSX is a HONDA, so once you get it running it'll be bulletproof, and where's the Hell in that?

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: 1973 Ford Ranchero Camper For $12,500?]]> The combination of malaise-era worn springs, shot shocks, and a center of gravity somewhere north of 6 feet, makes the handing, ummm, interesting, I'm sure.

Crack pipe.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on What $2,904 Car Would You Drive 2,904 Miles Cross-Country?]]> Assuming the seller has receipts for the maintenance, the Voyager would be primo. If the A/C works and the tranny shifts OK, it's a sweet deal.

Loads of room, rides well on the interstate, and would get 23-24 mpg at a steady 75 mph. Oil change and tranny service, and away you go.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, Challenging The King Edition: Citroën SM or Four Ferraris?]]> I call foul!

What we've got here is Gallic-Italian Hell versus a ton and a half of scrap Italian steel.

They're Ferraris in the same way as my Bentley brake pedal coasters are actual Bentleys. I could go out and buy the rest of the parts to make a Bentley, but I ain't got no Bentley NOW. And a "clear title" doesn't do much good.

And I'm sure those Ferrari chassis are super straight and without a hint of rust...

I call Citroen by default.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Lewis Hamilton Loses Brazilian Grand Prix, Becomes Youngest F1 Champ]]> Absolutely the greatest finish to an F1 race and championship I've seen in my 25 years watching F1.

There I was, screaming at Vettel to take Hamilton, which he did, handing the championship to Massa, only to have Glock go wide at the last corner and hand it back to Hamilton.

The next time I'm complaining about how boring F1 has become, I'll cue up the DVD of this race.

Hamilton fully deserved the championship, he won it fair and square. Massa did everything he could do, but it was just not enough. He handled himself in the interview room as a gentleman, acknowledging Lewis and not whining about losing.

Two points to take away:

1) Sebastien Vettel is a freak. The man deserves a front-line ride STAT. What he was able to do with the Toro Rosso was nothing short of a miracle. Coming on the back of his epic win at Monza, Vettel is the new star of F1.
With a budget probably smaller than Mclaren's catering bill, Vettel and STR were giant-killers this season, and I'd imagine he'll have every font-line team knocking on his door this week.
With buckets of cash.

2) I now have Reason #1,242 Not to Buy a Toyota. I can't believe Glock choked like that. Wait, yes I can...

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, Ticket To The Afterlife Edition: WRX-Powered Beetle or Granada Hearse?]]> How about that Big Block Beetle?

[www.hemmings.com]

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on What's Your Favorite Door Configuration?]]> 60's Lincoln suicide doors FTW

On the opposite end of the spectrum, ANY car (other than a Lamborghini), with "Lambo" doors.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on 1991 Alfa Romeo 164L]]> I was the proud owner of the Last Of The Mohicans, a 1995 164 Quadrifoglio. The Quad, while it has a beast of an engine, is a future PCH.

The design of the DOHC heads means that there are too few teeth on the timing belt contacting each drive gear on the heads. This puts too much stress on the timing belt and leads to sheared teeth and jumped timing.

Where most designs have the belt driving one cam gear, and then the other cam driven by a slave chain in the head, the Alfa design had the timing belt driving each cam independently. While it look cool with the covers removed, it's very prone to failure.

Oh, and the Alfa V-6 is an "interference" engine, in that the pistons WILL hit the valves if the belt fails. Pistons vs. valves is very much NOT a Good Thing.

Then you're looking at a $6,500 engine rebuild. Not. Fun. Do not ask me how I know this.

All that being said, ANY Alfa is cool by me.

The sound of the Alfa V-6 at full song is a thing of beauty.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Project Car Hell, Cold War Edition: Dodge Power Wagon Town Wagon or Lada Signet?]]> This isa no-brainer. The Power Wagon can actually be restored and put in running order pretty easily.

But a Russian FIAT? A real-to-life-put-together-by-vodka-swilling-They-Pretend-To-Pay-Us-And-We-Pretend-To-Work peasants with 5 Year Plan machine tools?

A Goddamn RUSSIAN FIAT? The best of 70's Italian engineering backed up with the best Soviet-era craftsmanship?

A RUSSIAN FIAT?

C'mon people, LADA in a walk.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, Financiapocalypse Moonshine Runner Edition: Mercury Marauder or BMW 850i?]]> While I loves me some Panther (Add the requisite Ron Burgundy joke), the Marauder will still get bitch-slapped by an Accord V-6.

Yeah, you could drop in a Lightning 5.4, but you still have a Grand Marquis with cool wheels. You'll be the Big Dog at the Piccadilly, so there IS an upside...

The BMW, however, is HELL defined. BMW's V-12's are notoriously expensive to fix, and with 200K on the clock, there's gonna be lots of fixin'.

I noticed the seller says the interior (no pictures, natch) is in "age-appropriate" condition, which means the leather's cracked, split, and discolored. And the dash has a crack in it you could drop a golf ball through. And someone probably put in a $150 stereo that required a Sawzall-enabled retrofit.

BMW FTW

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Bonus QOTD: Would You Consider Buying A New Car Now?]]> Used is the only way to go. You let someone else/the leasing company take the depreciation hit, and you buy the car for its true market value.

Two people can walk into a new car dealership and buy the same car, yet one could pay thousands more due to poor negotiating.

I buy used, that way I know that the broad market says it's worth. I trust the used market much more than a new car dealer.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: The $95,000 Lazer F/X 1987 Corvette]]> Crack Pipe. A Vette, even with a Sure-As-Hell Lingenfelter V-8, is still a Vette. Vette bodies are ALWAYS better left stock.

Tacky body kit...check!
Ugly Steering wheel...check!
Unbelievably tacky interior...check!
Dumb Ass wing...check!
Poseur slushbox...check!

Reliving your "Corvette Summer" daydreams? Priceless.

Well, if not priceless, then about $85,000.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on 1966 Lincoln Continental]]> Oh, man. These Lincolns were the pinnacle of 60's design. Modern, understated, and imposing. The suicide doors only make it even more cool.

Up until '65, IIRC, they rode on 4-wheel drum brakes. You gotta check out the size of those drums....HUGE.

The Caddy is nice, and the Imperial is super rare (and a good buy) these days, but this series Lincoln is one of FoMoCo's finest. Worthy of the great KB's, Zephyrs, and Continental Mark II's.

Lincoln FTW

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Immaculate '77 Cordoba For 7900 Bucks?]]> Crack Pipe.

Even the finest Cordoba is still a ...Cordoba.

Without the Ricardo Montalban coolness factor, this is just a crappy '77 luxe coupe, with drooping doors and incomprehensible pollution controls.

Sorry, but $5K is the end of the world for these.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on What Beater Would You Buy?]]> Any late 90's Honda Accord/Civic.

Cheap, bulletproof, and easy to fix.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, You Bought WHAT? Edition: Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman or Lamborghini Urraco?]]> Uracco FTW.

The 600, it's just too easy. All you really need is a checkbook. It's a Mercedes, so everything will be hideously expensive, but you can get it.

The Uracco? There are NO sources for trim, electrics, or interior bits. ANd even if you do manage to find all thos unobtanium parts, you still have a shit-ugly old lamborghini that wil get bitch-slapped by a Camry SE.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Tired Of Snooty, Bondo-Free Vintage Car Rallies? Welcome To The California Melee!]]> 'Bout time someone challenged Martin Swig and those blue-blood whine and cheesers at the California Mille.

I'd be happy to run either, though I figure I'll have to pack more to run the Cali Mille (Like a corkscrew, since I'm sure they have a no-screwcap rule).

And since I see lots of Alfisti on the Melee, I'll be right at home.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on A Question That Should Never Be Asked About A Dodge Charger SE]]> Fake portholes are all the rage here in the ATL.

Followed closely by the ginormous rally wings on old Civics with stock wheels.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, 57 Varieties Of Hell Edition: Two 1957 Cadillacs or 1957 Nash/Hudson Combo?]]> This one's not even close. Hudson and Nash FTW

Restoring two old caddies is to easy; hell, you can cannibalize one and get one car working.

Nash and Hudson parts? Oh, I'm sure trim is easy to find.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Presidential Candidates Accused Of Automotive Flip-Flopping]]> But at least Palin could double as a sharpshooter in the motorcade...

"Look, a moose with an AK-47!"

Biden does get props for the 'Vette. I wonder if Neal Kinnock owned one...

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Sarah Palin Brings Youth, Feathered Hair And Mustang Grande To The McCain Ticket]]> At least it wasn't a Pinto. That would cost her votes...

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Phil Hill, Racing Legend, Dead At 81]]> A great race, and a gentleman. Phil will be missed.

Prayers for him and the family. Godspeed, Phil!

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on What Is Your Region's DBag Ride Of Choice?]]> Atlanta:

1) old GM cars with 22" wheels
2) Ricers with fart cans
3) BMW 3-series
4) Morons who drive around with their fog lights on.
5) Prius drivers. All of 'em.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on What Would You Do With A GT500KR?]]> Or something like that...

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on What Would You Do With A GT500KR?]]> We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Two Driveshafts, Two Engine Blocks, Kicked Hitler's Ass: 1934 Alfa Romeo P3]]> @iroll:

Take my advise: keep the L. The Quad, while it has a beast of an engine, is a future PCH.

The design of the DOHC heads means that there are too few teeth on the timing belt contacting each drive gear on the heads. This puts too much stress on the timing belt and leads to sheared teeth and jumped timing.

Where most designs have the belt driving one cam gear, and then the other cam driven by a slave chain in the head, the Alfa design had the timing belt driving each cam independently. While it look cool with the covers removed, it's very prone to failure.

Oh, and the Alfa V-6 is an "interference" engine, in that the pistons WILL hit the valves if the belt fails. Pistons vs. valves is very much NOT a Good Thing.

Stay with the SOHC V-6 and keep the belt changed.

Then you're looking at a $6,500 engine rebuild. Not. Fun.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Two Driveshafts, Two Engine Blocks, Kicked Hitler's Ass: 1934 Alfa Romeo P3]]> iroll: What year/model 164? I was the proud owner of a 1995 Quad. Fawkin' wonderful. Until it jumped timing.

Be happy to share info.

I need a 1986 GTV-6 bad.

As for the P3, it's the shit.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, Bad Things Like You Done In Weed Edition: Triumph TR3A or Alfa Romeo Duetto?]]> As a dedicated Alfisti, the Duetto is my favorite, but for PCH, Lucas wins every time.

Spares are available for both cars, but the Triumph has been sitting for so long that the paint is all that holds the metal together anymore.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, Index Of Effluency Edition: MGB-GT or Fiat X1/9?]]> Italian car with a removable top vs. a hard top MG?

X1/9 in a walk. Commie steel that rusted before it was even on the car, insane Magneti Marelli electrics, and no power.

Add in the funky-monkey driving position, plus the bonus of having to endure Fix-It-Again-Tony jokes for the rest of your life, and you have Hell.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on 1972 International Harvester Scout II]]> I was with you until the steering wheel.

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on PCH, Affordable Shelby Edition: 1986 GLHS or 1989 CSX-VNT?]]> GLH-S FTW

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<![CDATA[Zarba commented on Project Car Hell, Anglomasochism Edition: Aston Martin DB5 or Jensen FF?]]> Jensen in a walk. Rust, Englich electrics, RHD, and all-wheel drive combined in one hellish pile.

And if you do sell your soul and restore it, you'll only be $50K in the hole, and everyone will compliment your shiny new....FUEGO!

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