<![CDATA[Comments from ZWECK]]> <![CDATA[Comments from ZWECK]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Concours D'Ignorance Postponed Until 2009, Crap Car Connoisseurs Wait Impatiently]]> Have they sent an invitation to these guys yet?

[www.aztekfanclub.com]

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Volkswagen Will Build Plant In Chattanooga, Tennessee]]> "The new trees will be planted by local school children."

Mmmmmm I like that there cheap southern labor mmmmmm hmmmmm.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Which Car Company Benefits Most From High Gas Prices?]]> Spooky Tooth Cycles out of Tucson AZ.

[www.spookytoothcycles.com]

And I don't work for them

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Think You've Got It Bad? Gas Hits $14.76 a Gallon In Britain]]> @Pope Dearthair the Awesometh:

Cross-posted to The Consumerist.

It's pretty obvious.

As the man known as Beercheck once said "You can tell when petty red state/blue state bickering starts" (paraphrased).

Keep your politics off my Jalopniks!!

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on The Five Best Ways To Steal Gas...And One Really Bad Way]]> @CptSevere: Is it worth it to have a locking gas cap and have the douche just drill your gas tank instead? I think I'll keep the non-locking cap as fuel tanks are a pain in the ass to replace.

Even after that fact some douche coated douche with delicious douche filling may drill your tank even when they could syphon it. You can't win sometimes

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Brilliance FRV 1.8T: A Chinese Thrill Ride]]> It looks a lot like a Daewoo Lanos.

Not a bad thing, mind you.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Worst Company In America 2008 "Sweet 16": Exxon VS DeBeers]]> @MaytagRepairman:"I will be damned if I can find a woman who would forgo a diamond ring at her wedding!"

I did... and I married her!

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Top Seven Fuel-Efficient Summer Road Trip Cars You Can't Buy Here...But Wish You Could]]> Safety's for pussies.

I'll take the Citi Golf

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on What Black Women Want: Toyota Espionage]]> If we're going by skin-tone here, I think I'd be considered "more black" than the women in the game.

Is there a reason ad agencies always use the lightest skin-tone on models if they're a different race? It kinda bothers me.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Are Gas Prices Prices Breaking Your Piggy Bank?]]> I just sold the Saab and bought a Nissan Micra. I'll miss that car. Luckily the Micra cost less than the paper bag I'm going to wear over my head while driving it.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on A Day In The Life Of A Parking Lot]]> Needs more Philip Glass.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on What's Your Favorite Van Of All Time?]]> Type 2 natch. Wait that's a bus.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Italian Parallel Parking For Beginners]]> No wait your doing it all wrong! yeah that's it! Repeat those exact same maneuvers countless times and the universe may kick with some randomness and your car will fit.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on 2010 Pontiac G8 Sport Truck: The El Camino Is Back!]]> This is the first new car that I'm considering buying. Thank you, Jalopnik, for unleashing my dragon.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Best Auto Accessory Ever: Dog In A Bag]]> When your afraid that he will naw on the dead hooker's corpses when you put him in the trunk, you need....The Doggie Bag!

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on The Mazda 3.1415926... Happy Pi Day Everyone!]]> [pi.ytmnd.com]

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Buick V6-Powered TR7 Gets Ready For LeMons Action!]]> @dculberson: Definitely the Buick.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Sean "P. Diddy" Combs To Launch Car Service For Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Other Drunk Celebs]]> @Dr.Danger: And I've never seen anyone so successful at resting on the laurels of a dead friend either.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Buick V6-Powered TR7 Gets Ready For LeMons Action!]]> The Rover V8 and Buick 3800 produced similar power stock. Which would weigh more?

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Iconic GTR Roadster: Would You Pay $600K For A Cobra Replicar?]]> Isn't the majority of the fun with rep-cobras found in building and crashing the death machines yourself?

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Manta Manta Revisited: The English-Dubbed Trailer]]> Any gifted Germans willing to sub this film will make this pitiful monolingual Canadian boy very happy.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Sean "P. Diddy" Combs To Launch Car Service For Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Other Drunk Celebs]]> @Dr.Danger: I've never laughed so hard as I did with his first passenger. I never thought Dieter Sprockets could actually exist in this universe.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Cadillac Eldorado Brougham]]> *Though

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Get Disc Brakes Or Taste Death: Studebakers For 1963]]> I remember having tastes of death driving my dad's '64 Commander (Canadian) with the 'regular' brakes. To make things more fun, it even had a leaky rear axle.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Cadillac Eldorado Brougham]]> Thought I like Cadillacs, I'd sooner have the Puppy Crusher in my dream car garage.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Microsoft Has A Vision For Automotive Electronics: Advertising]]> @jnostalgics: Amen.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on European Honda Accord Sedan And Wagon]]> Introducing the 2009 9-5 Combi?

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Good Clean Rental Car Fun On A Frozen Lake]]> As a snooty west coaster, I agree that better has been done. Far better.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on 1984 Camaro: More Beauty, More Beast!]]> Chevrolet...is taking charge with a T-top popping, rear-end destroying, monocoque twisting high output Camaro!

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on G-Oil: Yep, You Guessed It, A Green Motor Oil]]> In BC, we pay the disposal fee (approx. 40 cents per liter) when we buy the oil to avoid dumping. To me it seems like a sound concept but I have a feeling that it wouldn't sit well south of the border.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Bugatti Veyron Fbg par Hermès: For When A $1 Million Bugatti Veyron Isn't Exclusive Enough]]> Ahhh... Bugatti's Reventon. I could just see the people who buy these things explaining to their buddies how much more exclusive it is because they paid 110% more for it. Definately a car for son's-of-a-son-of-self-made-men or powerball winners.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on 1984 Camaro: More Beauty, More Beast!]]> Smashing the ova of Hell Spawn with that tight Zuspension? The drug-addled minds of the PR department were having an acid flashback due to '70s indulgences.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on 1970 Cadillac Coupe de Ville, With Bonus Beater Poll]]> I voted for the primer Mustang mostly for the sheer audacity of the owner to *gasp!!* not restore a Mustang.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Morgan LifeCar Up Close and Personal]]> Proposal for new Gumball run: Iron Ass 3000.

It involves participants driving this for any length of time. Winner receives lifetime supply of hemorrhoid cream. They've got my name.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Unique Performance Mustangs Allegedly Built By Prisoners, Used 13 Gallons Of Bondo]]> The people buying these are the reason american muscle cars are so over-priced.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Unique Performance Mustangs Allegedly Built By Prisoners, Used 13 Gallons Of Bondo]]> They were getting ripped off either way. $106,000! Wow.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Unlike D. B. Cooper, The Loverman Resurfaces!]]> @peabody3684: Yeah...well that's just like...your opinion man.

When I want fun, quirky, interesting, and related to old barges with which I am so afflicted, I come here and enjoy it.

When I want an in depth review of a new car or to read editorials on the auto industry, I go to TTAC.

It's not about "we're better than them", it's more like "we have different talents".

So piss off already.

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on Ever Wonder What Your Car's Emblem Means?]]> Favorite: Vauxhall

Renault: Actually symbolizes all the vage you won't be getting in your Alliance convertible.

Meaning That Made me Laugh Loudest: Skoda

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on VW Touareg Gets Military Makeover]]> @Euromobile: @killerknut:

Have you guys heard of the Maus (mouse)?

[en.wikipedia.org]

]]> <![CDATA[ZWECK commented on What Would Make The Best American Rally Car?]]> I have also "SEEN" that the rally "SCENE" has taken off in my area as well. No shortage of fire roads up here.

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