ZWECK commented on 2009 Skoda Octavia Revealed Before Paris

"By Jove, that is the ugliest looking automatic shifter knob I've ever seen. I'd own one with a manual."

ZWECK commented on The Renault 18 Diesel Has The Torque To Break Free From The Chains Of Malaise!

"@Maymar the technophobe: Lovely bouncing suspension to get you over potholes the size of the River Tam valley with nary a jostle"

ZWECK commented on MG TF Police Convertible

"Do police in China moonlight as hairdressers?"

ZWECK commented on Volkswagen Santana

"I wouldn't call the headlights huge."

ZWECK commented on Concours D'Ignorance Postponed Until 2009, Crap Car Connoisseurs Wait Impatiently

"Have they sent an invitation to these guys yet? [www.aztekfanclub.com]"

ZWECK commented on Volkswagen Will Build Plant In Chattanooga, Tennessee

""The new trees will be planted by local school children." Mmmmmm I like that there cheap southern labor mmmmmm hmmmmm."

ZWECK commented on Which Car Company Benefits Most From High Gas Prices?

"Spooky Tooth Cycles out of Tucson AZ. [www.spookytoothcycles.com] And I don't work for them"

ZWECK commented on Think You've Got It Bad? Gas Hits $14.76 a Gallon In Britain

"@Pope Dearthair the Awesometh: Cross-posted to The Consumerist. It's pretty obvious. As the man known as Beercheck once said "You can tell when petty red state/blue state bickering starts" (paraphrased). Keep your politics off my Jalopniks!!"

ZWECK commented on The Five Best Ways To Steal Gas...And One Really Bad Way

"@CptSevere: Is it worth it to have a locking gas cap and have the douche just drill your gas tank instead?"

ZWECK commented on Brilliance FRV 1.8T: A Chinese Thrill Ride

"It looks a lot like a Daewoo Lanos. Not a bad thing, mind you."