Self driving prius on prius carnage..

MEH.

Good riddance to bad trash.
Lets see here 25 livers, 50 kidneys and various limbs?

It's the Costco of Donor cycles.
Nice price.. It's a stick, it belongs in your stable.. never mind those interior bits that may lead to your destruction.
If it was an auto.. crackpipe..

It's a stick. Nuff said.

It's like finding a volvo 850 T5R with a stick..

you don't question it.. you just buy it.

Nice price.
Ever see a clutch explode? they turn what.. 9000rpm..

Ever see a flywheel explode?

Flywheels sitting beside you not wrapped in several tens of layers of kevlar fabric..

Bad idea..

Looks cool.. but.. Bad idea.
I already have an original Waggy..

It will go just about anywhere.. and will soon feature a diesel under the hood along with an auto pc that features all the same crap i can get in a new vehicle, oh and it has a full frame and really comfy overly padded seats that only the early 80's could provide.

Why would I want a new Waggy?
@Rusty Van Horn: Most of the brightwork on the Waggy is stainless steel, not chrome.
A german in pleather, a prorschach 356, hell Freud would even take issue with it, there's no way it's compensating for anything, and yet, there it is trying.

It's like a multimillionaire movie star on a serious bender, complaining about their existance and how rough life is, there is no logical way they should be in that state.. but yet.. there it is..

'scuse me while I go vomit, then have a nyquil / scope / wild turkey chaser.

It's Friday... this is a Monday vehicle.. I don't need to be depressed first thing on a Friday..
You sure that little porsche isn't an RC car?

kinda looks 8/10ths scale to the mass beside it.
Not only is it the shortest day of the year, but awd cars will do perfect donuts, and you can balance a porsche 928 on it's nose at noon and it won't tip over.
Umm.. point #2.. fixed it for ya.

"There are the cheap, fast one-size-fits-all Toys-R-Us types and Radio Shack customizable X-Mods, and then there are 3HP Nitro burning 1/8th scale 80mph across dirt terrors on wheels"
Internet bench racer: He'd be faster if he wasn't trying to drift every single corner.
He found his calling in life.. he is getting his Mr. Plow jacket embroidered as we type this..

Who wants to drive a stinky bus when you could be driving a plow!
super this and richarse that and a few mentions of domestic bliss..

But sadly missing the much rumored 2011?2012? Ram 1500 V8 Cummins Diesel.. the first diesel 1/2 ton in forever.
A year in scca to shake it down and get the bugs worked out..

Then move to ALMS.. that would make sense to me.
Chrysler Pacifica.. before dumbler went and decontented it and cancelled it.
A lambo in it's natural environment...

Hunting professional street meat..

They're tweaking the body shape, lines and paint codes to ensure you as a lambo owner, attract only the wildest and most appropriate street professionals.

It's a tough job... but it's product testing like this that leads to advanced anti-microbacterial passenger seat materials..

Because no one would ever want their car to have a case of the crabs.
Looks more painful than racing vw busses around the topgear test track in GT5
Simple.

Don't

and if you must stick to these simple rules:
Daily Driver

If it's less than $2500 and it can be plated as is.. go for it.. and run it into the ground.. invest nothing in it to fix it.. gas and go and occansionally check to see if it still has oil.

If it's more than $2500 but less than say $10K.. and it's got a lot of miles on it and it's pretty new it's probably ok.. if it's low miles.. or older than 5 yrs then it's probably not ok and it's someones problem.

No one in this economy ditches a car that works in the 2500~10K bracket unless it was a trade in.. and even then.. it's probably not worth it. Most will be rebuilt accident vehicles or crappy repaints due to minor accidents.. and who wants that..

If it's more than 10K and not a luxury marque.. and it's less than 2 yrs old.. should be ok.. plate and go.. a fixer-uper not worth the hassle..

More than 10K and a luxury marque but less than 20K.. avoid it like the plague. unless you want to buy the plague.. in which case that BMW 850CSi or Jag XJS is a nice looking case of the plague. If you can afford to spend this much on used.. well here's hoping your planning on spending just as much to fix it.

Project cars:

Get rockauto.com on your phone.. price the parts you think you'll need.. then double it.. then add 20% just because.. then add that to the purchase price then add a few cases of beer..

If your married.. and it's not for her figure in the cost of a divorce and a new apartment.. and then you should be close to an accurate figure of what it will cost you..

Lowball the guy with the car showing the phone and the small fixup cost as indicated in the ad.. if he bites.. then your screwed.. welcome to PCH.

Otherwise your just living the PCH dream.. and that doesn't cost much.
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