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wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
30 Sep 2010 3:37 PM
If you painted the five Lotus concepts the same color I couldn't tell them apart.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
29 Sep 2010 10:28 AM
I live in Maryland.
You're welcome.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
23 Sep 2010 10:33 AM
Well, I think we just figured out Chrysler's quality control problems.
-"Hey...Jeff! Does this panel gap look *hiccup* too big?"
-"...what the fuck's a.....uhhh...panel gap?"
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
23 Sep 2010 10:28 AM
@
Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good
: I just laughed in a meeting. You bastard.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
23 Sep 2010 10:19 AM
But pulling out is the Galant thing to do.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
20 Sep 2010 10:42 AM
@
Rusty Van Horn
: Wait, people in marketing lie??
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
27 Aug 2010 1:51 PM
Its like a horror movie:
If you're in love you will die.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
13 Aug 2010 6:50 PM
@
Elhigh
: I was literally thinking the exact same thing. If its gonna be a reborn rally car, its gotta have a strung out turbo.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
12 Aug 2010 5:04 PM
Sometimes I looked at the Veyron and went "...yeah...but...only 1001 horsepower?"
Now I look at this and say:
"Hell. Yes."
Four turbos and they only got 1001 reliable horsepower?
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
06 Aug 2010 6:00 PM
@
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
: hilarious.
#tips
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
06 Aug 2010 5:59 PM
[www.comedycentral.com]
#tips
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
02 Aug 2010 2:38 PM
Speed limits. Period.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
17 Jul 2010 1:46 AM
I live in Maryland. Laws are optional here.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
17 Jul 2010 1:45 AM
@
Blaxpear
: What a long and drawn out response to a ridiculously short blurb and vaguely critical comment.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
02 Jun 2010 1:25 PM
RIP, Mercury,
You never meant that much to me.
Oh, yes, I've owned a few
A couple even bought as new
But, by my Lord,
I should have always bought the Ford.
Nothing wrong with them, I guess,
Except the Ford cost much less
For a badge with some association
With workhorse connotations.
In my driveway there still sits--
My bad, the mechanic's--thats where I left it
A Mercury Mystique of 90's vintage
Always working by a smidge.
The belts and fans have all run out
And all the hoses clack about
But its only left me stranded once,
My hands in my pockets, like a dunce.
Good cars? You could say,
But sometimes they get towed away.
RIP, Mercury,
You never meant that much to me.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
29 May 2010 1:10 AM
I'm so sorry for all the jokes, Wes.
Godspeed, my friend. Vaya con Dios.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
25 May 2010 1:20 PM
Lesson Number One of the Modern World:
The internet will know. And it will hurt you.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
25 May 2010 1:11 PM
He should have gotten the Dog Friendly Package on his Element. Bitch would have felt more comfortable.
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
25 May 2010 12:21 PM
I dunno if they count as obscure, but you know what I don't see around a lot?
Ford F150s
Toyota Camrys
and
Honda Civics
wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
24 May 2010 4:32 PM
7:59 left.
Its the internet, you don't know.
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