If you painted the five Lotus concepts the same color I couldn't tell them apart.
I live in Maryland.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Well, I think we just figured out Chrysler's quality control problems.
-"Hey...Jeff! Does this panel gap look *hiccup* too big?"
-"...what the fuck's a.....uhhh...panel gap?"
-"Hey...Jeff! Does this panel gap look *hiccup* too big?"
-"...what the fuck's a.....uhhh...panel gap?"
@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: I just laughed in a meeting. You bastard.
But pulling out is the Galant thing to do.
@Rusty Van Horn: Wait, people in marketing lie??
Its like a horror movie:
If you're in love you will die.
If you're in love you will die.
@Elhigh: I was literally thinking the exact same thing. If its gonna be a reborn rally car, its gotta have a strung out turbo.
Sometimes I looked at the Veyron and went "...yeah...but...only 1001 horsepower?"
Now I look at this and say:
"Hell. Yes."
Four turbos and they only got 1001 reliable horsepower?
Now I look at this and say:
"Hell. Yes."
Four turbos and they only got 1001 reliable horsepower?
@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: hilarious.
#tips
#tips
Speed limits. Period.
I live in Maryland. Laws are optional here.
@Blaxpear: What a long and drawn out response to a ridiculously short blurb and vaguely critical comment.
RIP, Mercury,
You never meant that much to me.
Oh, yes, I've owned a few
A couple even bought as new
But, by my Lord,
I should have always bought the Ford.
Nothing wrong with them, I guess,
Except the Ford cost much less
For a badge with some association
With workhorse connotations.
In my driveway there still sits--
My bad, the mechanic's--thats where I left it
A Mercury Mystique of 90's vintage
Always working by a smidge.
The belts and fans have all run out
And all the hoses clack about
But its only left me stranded once,
My hands in my pockets, like a dunce.
Good cars? You could say,
But sometimes they get towed away.
RIP, Mercury,
You never meant that much to me.
You never meant that much to me.
Oh, yes, I've owned a few
A couple even bought as new
But, by my Lord,
I should have always bought the Ford.
Nothing wrong with them, I guess,
Except the Ford cost much less
For a badge with some association
With workhorse connotations.
In my driveway there still sits--
My bad, the mechanic's--thats where I left it
A Mercury Mystique of 90's vintage
Always working by a smidge.
The belts and fans have all run out
And all the hoses clack about
But its only left me stranded once,
My hands in my pockets, like a dunce.
Good cars? You could say,
But sometimes they get towed away.
RIP, Mercury,
You never meant that much to me.
I'm so sorry for all the jokes, Wes.
Godspeed, my friend. Vaya con Dios.
Godspeed, my friend. Vaya con Dios.
Lesson Number One of the Modern World:
The internet will know. And it will hurt you.
The internet will know. And it will hurt you.
He should have gotten the Dog Friendly Package on his Element. Bitch would have felt more comfortable.
I dunno if they count as obscure, but you know what I don't see around a lot?
Ford F150s
Toyota Camrys
and
Honda Civics
Ford F150s
Toyota Camrys
and
Honda Civics
7:59 left.
Its the internet, you don't know.
Its the internet, you don't know.
