"@Ash78: "I was surprised he didn't mention the lighter weight and better efficiency in FWD."
I ran out of room - 3,000 words is tough enough to get people to read, let alone 3,500 - but you're right, of course."
"I don't think this ad will make much sense to our younger readers, so allow me to explain:
There was once a time - for the sake of simplicity, let's call it "The Whole Fucking History Of Man Prior to 1990" - when a woman's ass was expected to differ significantly from that of a teenaged boy."
"First a Challenger, then a Mustang, then a kick in the sack, then this over-creased piece of shit.
How many times does GM have to arrive at the end of the party in order for somebody to realize it might be a good idea to do product planning, like, totally before everybody else?
With that said, I'll give you the #1 reason to buy a Challenger instead of one of these: because when you tell people you just bought a Camaro, they assume you're going to finish the sentence with:
"...and then I got gang-raped on a pinball table.""
"@polizei144: Newsflash, dude: building this "showroom" was probably more expensive than taking priority delivery of a 599 Fiorano.
Any moron can buy a Ferrari, and many of them do."
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