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"Some people are just high."

V.Volker commented on Kaz Wants Lifetime PS3 Sales To Beat Lifetime PS2 Sales

"...and he woke from a dream with green jizz all over his belly..."

V.Volker commented on Konami Sorry For MGO Expansion Clusterfuck, But No Fix In Sight

"Is it any surprise to anyone how badly Sony has implemented their online platform?"

V.Volker commented on Insider Describes the World of Sony's MAG

"Has Sony sold 256 consoles?"

V.Volker commented on Funcom - Age Of Conan Reviewable In A Month

"@man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.: LOL, i didn't reply cause i really didn't know what to say to you..."

V.Volker commented on Watch The New 360 Dash (And A Larry Hryb Tracksuit) In Action

"I want my Cheezeburgah and i wantz it now!"

V.Volker commented on Relive The Thrill Of Final Fantasy XIII's Xbox 360 Announcement

"Let's get one thing clear here people."

V.Volker commented on Sonic Unleashed: Half Classic, Half Stretchy Werewolf

"I remember i used to kill for Sonic back in the Genesis days."

V.Volker commented on Funcom - Age Of Conan Reviewable In A Month

"@antialias02: "I really really hope Mythic doesn't screw it up."

V.Volker commented on Funcom - Age Of Conan Reviewable In A Month

"I bashed this game till my heart was happy."